chocolate lava crunch cake

the hopelessly romantic act of a loving tongue inserted into your partners fudge-tunnel after an anal cream pie... what's important here is that the recipient of said cream pie makes a hefty duty before the act and neglects to wipe; then the anal resulting in the cream pie... and the next morning that rimming tongue pierces the crusty balloon-knot, thus releasing the dirty chocolate lava! (swallowing optional, not recommended)

"Man, I better get tested for worms..."
"How come?"
"Because I got so shit-faced last night that I ate that dirty bitches' chocolate lava crunch cake!"
(sound of person projectile-vomiting)

by votz January 3, 2012

chocolate cherry dump cake

When a man shits Into another mans ass, that man then shits first said mans shit out onto a woman’s face, and then punches her in the nose.

Last night got messy after that chocolate cherry dump cake

by Cheesebread January 31, 2018

Chocolate Covered Cunt Cake

The act of deficating on a women's genitalia and then consuming said feces

Man her chocolate covered cunt cake really gets me hard

by Paparoachbro April 17, 2021

Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

Chocumlate Cake

Were a man has diaharrea and shits in a womans pusy, creampies her and eats it up

I just made a chocumlate cake with youre mom

by Bahanadad January 14, 2022