chimney dick

Chimney dick refers to a male with very little (or no) ejaculate. This can be caused by excessive masturbation or sex. Scientists disagree on whether it is hereditary or not though smokers tend to be more prone to this condition... hence the double entendre.

You neeeed to quit smoking so we can have this baby... ain't nobody gettin pregnant when all you bringin is your chimney dick sputtering smoke stacks.

by Tojo Ventures July 4, 2016

chimney trail

Noun meaning:
1. The path on which you find your way home to that which is essential in an otherwise distraction-filled world.

2. Mindful parenting.
3. Demonstrating that you give a damn.
Synonyms: STRONG, HAPPY, FAMILY
Antonyms: Distracted parenting

To hell with the rat race, my family and I are on the Chimney Trail.

by Chimney Trail October 8, 2018

Chimney Sweep

Using one's 1970's moustache and a particularly strong tongue to clean out a gay man's butt with a powerful sweeping action

Freddie Mercury gave his boyfriend one heck of a chimney sweep!

by Banana Hammie December 5, 2020

Chimney day

April 6th of every year, post a picture of a chimney with absolutely no context

“Hey man don’t forget tomorrow is chimney day”. “Oh yeah thanks for the reminder”

by L-papi April 5, 2021

Chimney Bobey

A tall creature/cryptid with an ostrich like appearance that stands at about 40 feet tall with its neck fully extended. It is known to stick its head down chimneys of rural homes in the western U.S and gobble up charcoal or unlucky humans from within the fireplace. Sometimes used as a cautionary tale to get young children to go to bed at bedtime.

“You best stay away from the chimney tonight, the Chimney Bobey is on the hunt!”

by Daniel Sneifell Smith August 5, 2022

Chimney sweep

This is the equivelent of tackle bag but applies only to a woman. A chimney sweep would be a man sought after for only a one night romp for the purpose of keeping the female genitalia current and up to date.

Jess hadn't slept with anyone in a few months so she went to the bar in hopes of locating a chimney sweep to bring her sex life back to active status.

by Sarah A. Thompson September 6, 2006

chimney cricket

One who smokes so much you mine as well see smoke coming out of the chimney at there establishment

Jeeze! Another one chimney cricket?

by Clayton7111 June 3, 2017