Cheese sandwich

When you bend over a lovely lass and ram your stinky Smegma nob in her minge

Woof your leng I’d give u a cheese sandwich

by Bean Bumstead January 31, 2023

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025

Grilled Cheese Obama Sandwich

a meme from back in whenever the hell..

features Obama’s face on a grilled cheese sandwich.

Mm.. No, I don’t understand this.. grilled cheese obama sandwich.. my hear can’t take this damage..

by TronityCat September 10, 2025

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

gorilla cheese sandwich

A funny mistaken use of the word gorilla.

It's supposed to be *grilled* cheese sandwich.

But uh yeah...

Person 1: I just made myself a gorilla cheese sandwich!
Person 2: A what?? Don't you mean *grilled*?
Person 1: Yeah whatever, same thing.

by UD.ElmoBear August 8, 2023

cheese sandwich

the act of inserting one's bleeding Johnson(dick) in a women's canal(vagina) while she has a yeast infection.

hey Greg the wife and me made a cheese sandwich last night.

by Korpington February 11, 2023

Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"

You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter

by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021