cannabiser

An expert in the field of Cannabis.

Contact my Cannabiser, he knows and grows the best strains.

I'm going to take courses in college to become a Cannabiser.

by shmart December 18, 2017

Cannabisism

The act of cannabis consuming itself in some way.

No.1: "Dude, I think my weed ate itself..."

No.2: "No, not cannabisism, are you sure you didn't smoke it?"

No.1: "Oh yeah, I did."

by RalphHoward November 19, 2013

Cannabisalism

When you're so high that you consider eating one of your friends

Guy 1: yo, i had the munchies so bad last night i almost took a bite out of Chris's arm
Guy 2: sounds to me like a case of cannabisalism

by MKCKD January 17, 2011

cannabisism

One who one eats foods containing cannabis (ex: pot brownies, pot cookies etc.)

Did you hear the Stoner party was found guilty of cannabisism?

by yessir5543 May 30, 2009

cannabis baby

A person who loves weed with a passion and they know a lot about it

Im a really big cannabis baby

by Lightskin jesus June 7, 2023

Krillabis til Cannabis

The worst song ever created. Nobody knows how it was possible to conjure this horrible terrible dreadful horrendous frightful fearful awful terrible shockingly ugly hideous grim appalling... being? Creature? I don't know, should it even be classified as a song? I don't think so. 170 views, really? Pathetic. Give up. To Krillabis himself, know that listening to your "song" has ruined my life. I sit here every day, just waiting. Hoping. BEGGING for sweet release, because I just want it out of my life. Fuck you, Krillabis.

Brainwashed person: Hey have you heard of Krillabis to Cannabis? The song? It's amazing, you should listen to it. Krillabis til Cannabis is the best song ever made! It's
Other person: Uh, no, I haven't. Who has? It sounds horrible. I hate it just from the name.

by Idkwhattowriteherehonestly April 7, 2025

Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.

Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.

by MR333U555 September 6, 2023