Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.
by sfcjking March 13, 2011
Get the Bumpering mug.Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"
Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"
Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011
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The turd that is left behind in the toilet when someone forgets to flush the toilet after dropping a deuce. It is usually several minutes or hours before it is discovered and typically not pleasant to look at.
John: Did you hear about what happened to Leavitt?
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
Jason: No!
John: Teresa left him and took everything. All she left was a grease burger in the toilet!
OR
Trey: Hey! Whoever left this grease burger in the toilet needs to come flush it.
by baller207 July 21, 2009
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Get the Rubber Baby iPhone Bumper mug.Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.
British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018
Get the burger beat mug.When your significant other has decided to stop sleeping with you yet still goes to bed dressed only in a thong and a tshirt. You jerk off until you come between her buttcheeks. Thereby creating a Krusty Burger in the morning when she has to pee.
Her:"i'm not in the mood"
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!
You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
You:"ok"
2 hours later
squeege
6 hours later when she gets up
cruuuuuuuuuuuussssssssssssttttt!!!
You:"he he Krusty Burger yum
by Leftimus Maximus January 27, 2009
Get the Krusty Burger mug.A dusty bumper is the action of falling ass-first into the dirt while ones pants are around their ankles. Common during rowdy outdoor sex and defecating in the woods. If the latter is the cause of the dusty bumper, one may walk away with a rusty bumper.
Earl: Last night, I was beatin' cheeks with Becky in them woods right behind my trailer, when i tripped over a stob and gave myself a dusty bumper!
Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!
Jim-Bob: Well hell yeah brother, than poon is totally worth it! Fuckin' ain't nuthin' if she ain't yer cousin! Yeeeehaw!!
by Hammer of Jesus August 4, 2017
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