Bumhole cake

The act of sucking cake mixture from ones anus with a side of cream.

“Crutchley had some amazing bumhole cake last night”

by HeyGuysitsNicole69 May 22, 2019

Bumhole Pie

Fingering someone's bottom-hole.

I gave that bird some right good bumhole pie last night.

by kanu_x June 19, 2008

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

Bumhole Joe

A male, often sporting a beard, who gains great pleasure in engaging the anuses of females with his tongue- particularly the anuses of ginger females. When asked about the taste of said anus upon recounting the sex, the male proceeds to liken the taste to that of licking a different non-fecal part of the anatomy such as the skin of a limb.

DAVE: Oi Joe, did you lick her anus last night?
BUMHOLE JOE: Yeah man
DAVE: What did it taste like?
BUMHOLE JOE: It just tasted like licking an arm, really
DAVE: Wow, I better not go and tell her friends that in case they think you’re a weirdo and make up some nickname for you like Bumhole Joe.

Example 2:

GIRL 1: I took this guy back from Jesters last night, omg he was sooooo dirty
GIRL 2: Oh let me guess, was he a Bumhole Joe?
GIRL 1: He was! Dammit I should have got his number. Luckily I haven’t had a shit in two days so hopefully my bumhole just tasted like he was licking an arm or something

by Jesters4life October 01, 2018

Bumhole bully

Someone who enjoys anal.

She loves a bumhole bully.

by Bumhole bully March 24, 2021

Bumhole

Something sorry losers that have nothing better to do look up. Seriously, get a social life.
P.S. I fucked your car while you wasted your life on Urban Dictionary looking up words you already know

Ermahgerd I looked up bumhole I am so cool

by LG1062 April 18, 2021

Bumhole

Means dirty/dusty ass crack or a bitchy person

Bro Trina was acting like such a bumhole this morning.

by Bufztjgcujnjcxsfn November 30, 2014