Neural Buddhist

Practitioners of The Shake, first perfected this manipulation of the brain in 2073. Consists of rearranging spindle neurons in such a manner as to affect an abrupt reorientation of Anterior Cingulate Cortex (ACC) processes, emotions and patterns of recognition. Some argue this was the singular act that pulled Homo Sapiens out of the specie’s self-created gutter.

The Neural Buddhist used The Shake to re-align his emotions.

by haserlub June 2, 2008

Buddhism

1. A religion where all violence is rejected and you are to be one with nature.

Dude, I was gonna save your girlfriend, but I follow buddhism, so I couldn't. She's dead now.

by The Lord or Words April 7, 2011

buddhism

In six century BC, a fat Indian named Siddhartha Gautama meditated under a tree so long he met a grunge band called Nirvana.

Guy1: hey isnt he into Buddhism.

Guy2: yeah look at how centered he is like whoooaaaaaa....

by nailana July 13, 2006

Buddhist

Either a pretentious, pompous, and pseudo-intellectual narcissist or, if they aren't from a westernized nation (e.g. USA, UK, France), a follower of the teachings of Buddha.

I am so deep because I am a Buddhist!

by Anferny Jackson May 29, 2005

Buddhist Monk

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's shaven or bald head.

"Did you hear about Damien's girl? She has to get chemo!"

"Good news is, he'll be able to buddhist monk that shit!"

Monk Buddhist Cum

by j_w84 April 24, 2010

Atheist Buddism

Just another cult sect in the Atheist religion. All Atheist Buddist followers, believe Budda was an Atheist, even though he believe in Gods. As a plus they contradict buddism and swear and insult Islam.

Dickhead: I am an Atheist buddist!
Soulman: Well you are a dick head...that's for sure simon!
Dickhead: I am a CNCRoadKill!
Soulman: (Eats the soul of Dickhead) Go be ignorant in my shit simon! Atheist buddism is just as pathetic as Atheism!

by Pseudnym_unknown2 December 24, 2009

buddhism

Asian philosophy/religion, the central message of which is NOT every man for himself.

Aristotle was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not 'every man for himself!'

by the moody booze April 8, 2008