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Buddha Trans

A buddha trans is a buddha that is a shemale.
Luke: Two buddhas and a monk on the side.
Jayden: Hit that monk with spanner

Zain: That kinda buddha trans.
by Bum your nan March 2, 2021
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Black Buddha

The resin left in a cannabis pipe. When in abundance, the resin can be collected and smoked for a good buzz. This is usually an alternative when one is out of cannabis to smoke.

When cannabis is combusted in a pipe, some of the various Cannabinoids stick to the sides of the bowl in a sticky resin. When smoked, this resin, Black Buddha produces some very similar effects as flower-form cannabis.
Stoner 1 - "Emergency bro! We are out of weed!"

Stoner 2 - "Not to worry dude. Take out your pipe and scrape up some Black Buddha!"
by Anarchist9087 June 3, 2011
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Grouchy Buddha

A grouchy buddha is someone who is constantly grouchy and rude, but not taken seriously due to height or weight.
yo, Ja'crispy! that guy Anthony is a real Grouchy Buddha!!!
by Grouchy Buddha February 28, 2023
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Buddhalicious

Kevin: "I'm fat! I have a Buddha belly!"
Sam: "No you're not, Kevin."
Kevin: "Well what do you call Buddha then?"
Sam: " Buddhalicious..."
by MsStargirl5 June 22, 2011
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Buddha Walrus

The amazing master of walruses that protects and feeds the walruses.
"This bounty of fish must be from the great Buddha Walrus himself!", says the walrus.
by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008
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Buddha belly

A legitimate effect of Enlightenment, that no amount of working out will correct. It has nothing at all to do with fat or calories but rather is the result of actual changes in the physical structure of the body.
Girl: I have to workout! I'm getting a buddha belly!
Me: Don't be daft, working out won't help at all if it's a legitimate buddha belly and not just rolls of fat.
by psychomage August 16, 2016
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fondle Buddha

Addendum: I should mention that this is not meant to offend any Buddhists. This was taken from a situation in which a good Christian friend brought a small figure of Buddha as a purported good luck charm. His "tell" was when he rubbed Buddha around in his hand, hence the origin of "fondle Buddha".
by Russ_Da_Roo February 4, 2004
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