After receiving fellatio and depositing feces in the lavatory you proceed to give a doubled handed karate chop to both sides of the neck to the person who just gave you fellatio
by coffee pot June 18, 2006
by blackandyellowsd June 18, 2014
The only man that could defeat Chuck Norris but failed because a brain aneurysm. Sad that Bruce was the best but couldn't beat Chuck in the game of life.
One-Inch Punch by Bruce Lee
by [Noah] September 01, 2008
verb - a sexual act that involves having intercourse with someone and immediately afterwards setting them on fire and karate-kicking them out of a window.
"Yeah, my girl's been a real BITCH lately. I might have to give her a flaming Bruce Lee later."
later
"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"
later
"HIIIIEEE-YA!!! FLAMING BRUCE LEE, BITCH!"
by Bradward Schu July 18, 2006
Originating in Sioux Falls, SD, the Bruce Lee is a shot of UV Blue Raspberry Vodka dropped into 3-4 ounces of Liquid Ice energy drink. It's majorly popular in Sioux Falls and Madison, SD college bars such as Rumor's.
Circa: 2008
Circa: 2008
Bob: Let's get a couple Chuck Norris shots!
John: Fuck that cherry shit, let's get a Bruce Lee Shot instead.
Brian: Fuck yeah, let's do it!
John: Fuck that cherry shit, let's get a Bruce Lee Shot instead.
Brian: Fuck yeah, let's do it!
by Surpriselove June 19, 2018
Bruce Lee was the son of a famous comedian and actor who from a very early age was performing fake 'Screen Martial Arts' on stage and in some early black and white films. As Bruce got older he realised he wasnt any different from any other Hong Kong stunt man and there was no way he could compete with the likes of Jakie Chan who was prepared to jump of buildings n shit for real.
So Bruce decided to become a cha-cha dance teacher so he could get close to blonde American women. After years of hard dance training he finaly won the 1955 Hong Kong cha-cha dance championship. This was to be the only time Bruce competed in any kind of tournament.
A few months later Bruce got in a fight and had to be sent to America by his parents so he didnt get hurt .
When Bruce realised that no one in America knows anything at all about real Martial Arts he starts to teach a made up 'fighting system' that contains no moves, no form or kata that was realy a 'screen martial arts' system designed to be easy to teach actors with no fight experience to enable them look good in a fight scene. Many people have been fooled by the advertising agencies and people pretending to be instructors into thinking this was a serious fighting style and spend vast amounts of money buying books and tribute videos and TShirts and never understanding JKD for what it was supposed to be in the first place. Bruce eventually started to believe his own bullshit until eventually one day his brain started to swell and he died.
Oh yeah and he made a few movies in china to..
So Bruce decided to become a cha-cha dance teacher so he could get close to blonde American women. After years of hard dance training he finaly won the 1955 Hong Kong cha-cha dance championship. This was to be the only time Bruce competed in any kind of tournament.
A few months later Bruce got in a fight and had to be sent to America by his parents so he didnt get hurt .
When Bruce realised that no one in America knows anything at all about real Martial Arts he starts to teach a made up 'fighting system' that contains no moves, no form or kata that was realy a 'screen martial arts' system designed to be easy to teach actors with no fight experience to enable them look good in a fight scene. Many people have been fooled by the advertising agencies and people pretending to be instructors into thinking this was a serious fighting style and spend vast amounts of money buying books and tribute videos and TShirts and never understanding JKD for what it was supposed to be in the first place. Bruce eventually started to believe his own bullshit until eventually one day his brain started to swell and he died.
Oh yeah and he made a few movies in china to..
by 2xRDA May 22, 2007
The kind of flexing that many skinny, toned people do. The flex shows definitions within the muscle, but no real bulk. eg. the chest may look defined and expanded, but no bulk/beefyness to it much like how Bruce Lee flexs in his movies (but is still a beast)
by StephonST June 23, 2008