Jakson Branham

This thicccccc individual is literally the definition of the big gei . Occasionally plays with his extremely obese friend and his skinny friend.

God Jakson Branham is actually being a Jakson Branham.

by Masagyro Sukurmum April 9, 2019

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Michael Branham

You know if a person is a Michael Branham if his nick name is blu but only a few call him that, he is the most adorable and least stupid male you will meet and the person who gave him the nickname blu really likes him a lot. Another way you can know if you’re a “blu” is if a person named Sam decides he will break his normal self of being straight and decides he likes you a lot.

Michael Branham is the only man I want.

by TotallyNotInLoveWithPerson July 6, 2019

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Colin Branan

THE SEXIEST MAN ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH NO QUESTIONS ASKED

Damn he’s a colin branan he’s so fucking hot I’m gonna sploodge

by RxE454 August 1, 2023

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Dirty Brandan

When you have a male yeast infection and you have sex to relieve the itching. You then give oral on the female eating the mix of cum, peeled skin and yeast discharge

My Junk was itching like crazy so I gave Jessica a Dirty Brandan and it felt amazing.

by Mike Honcho 52 June 4, 2023

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