Bowel Performance

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.

Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.

by Vxper August 28, 2016

Trouser bogey

A globule of vaginal discharge found in a ladies knickers, thick and sticky like large bogey or lump of snot.
Usually experienced during the "time of the month"

"I got to third base with Sarah but when I pulled my hand out her knickers there was a huge Trouser bogey stuck to my fingers"

by The Yorkshire stripper July 3, 2018

bower

Drinking a beer while taking a shower, usually as a reward to oneself.

When he heard the news that he got a 4.0 GPA last quarter, he rewarded himself with a nice, relaxing bower.

by skanpolo January 20, 2006

Super Bowel

It's like the Super Bowl, only with feces.

Wow, the burrito supreme treated me to an outstanding super bowel. Bruce Springsteen even performed at the half!

by Navin1 February 1, 2009

Bodey

Bodey is the sweetest boy you will ever meet! He loves to laugh and find the irony’s in everyone. He hates math but he is very intelligent. Bodey is good at sports and is very athletic. He will go out of his way to make you happy and he is very loyal. He is an amazing boyfriend and has so much to offer! If you are ever lucky enough to meet a bodey don’t miss the chance on being his friend!

Wow did you see that new kid bodey?

Yeah he’s hot

Looks like somebody crushing

by Jackie Cordell November 15, 2018

bowery

A district in New York City noted for its cheap hotels and bars, frequented by vagrants, derelicts and drunks.

"Let’s get out of here, it’s too literary. — Let’s go get drunk on the Bowery ..." - Jack Kerouac

by TheBlackRider138 May 28, 2016

bowel trowel

The phallus of a gentleman who is 'good with colours'.

"Christ I'm in pain here!"
"What is it Elton, are your piles playing up again?"
"No David it's me bowel trowel it's chaffed to buggery on me sequin kegs, get the vaseline would you."
Elton John's infamous backstage comments to life partner David Furnish, that were only transmitted, by some cruel trick of fate, on Iranian TV causing mass burings of his Lion King soundtrack and the slaughter of Tehran Zoo's pride of lions.
Oddly sequin imports to Iran increased by 1000% that year.

by Peter Cunningham May 19, 2008