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The area code is 617. The home of the Celtics and the illest studz and femz!!! It is better known as "Beantown" or "Da Bean", where only the strong survive...early! Peeps be sleepin on da Bean acting like we aint gangsta...we on the map now SON...early!!!
Idiot: Boston is nothing but rich snobby white kids going to good colleges.

The Informer: Boston is not just what you see on TV!!! You need to go to the hood like Dorchester, Roxbury, and Mattapan--then come holla at me pimpin!!!
boston by BeantownsBoo October 26, 2005
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The best city ever. Capital of massachusetts. Home of famous chowder, red sox( best MLB team eva) patriots( ditto but in NFL) swan boats, celtics, duck tours, and many revolutionary events such as the Boston massacre. Being a dot rat myself I have to say that I have never heard a person speak with a Boston accent. Also Boston is WAY better than NYC because the people r nicer and don't try to run u over with s taxi when u go to cross the street at a red lite..... Except if u try to cross when it's a green light... Yeah that tends to piss people off s lot..... So to conclude Boston is the best place to live ever!
I can't wait to go see the boston red sox.

Lets hit up those wicked Boston nightclubs on lands down street!
Boston by Dotratbaby February 23, 2011
An oversized town that desperately wants to be New York City.
9:58pm...

Person 1: I hate it how Boston closes at 10pm.

Person 2: Yea. Let's down some bea's and drive to the city. We'll get there in 4 hours.

Person 1: Just in time for happy hour.
Boston by Berklee student October 29, 2009
Man, I love Boston, it's the best fuckin place ever!
Boston by The phantom of the opera December 4, 2013
Boston is a city in a freezing cold part of America which no one give's a rat's ass about anymore. Bitter at being the younger, retarded cousin of New York, Bostonians are incredible bitches at every possible interval. The fans of their sports teams are the most obnoxious in the world (see Red Sox, New England Patriots, Boston Celtics ... hell, even the Revolution), and when these teams come to town, fans of other teams groan - not because they hate the team, because they'll be heckled by douchebag fans.
Person #1: Why is Jack such a douchebag?
Person #2 (in response): He's from Boston.
boston by Nubcakes Smith January 6, 2008
A city in eastern Massachusetts. That's where Cheers is at. For the most part the weather is just like Philadelphia. Except a little colder.
See, I told you Boston was a little colder than Philadelphia Denise.
boston by JOOOOOON September 21, 2005
1. City in Massachusetts
2. The name of a very un-awesome person.
"look that person must be named boston because he's definitely NOT awesome in any way, shape or form"
boston by jht890 September 3, 2012