When a simple situation is going down hill in a spectacular manner. Related to Epic Fail, except this is implied as the situation is happening, and ongoing. Mostly used when the situation is compounded by either random events, or lack of planning, and or human stupidity.
Our plans for meeting at the mall with our group of friends became a bohemian clusterfuck when tony decided to steal from sears, as my parents were browsing a kiosk next to us, and everyone got hungry for something different.
The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
The gas station was the scene of the ultimate bohemian clusterfuck when the ice machine was empty, the soda fountain needed to be restocked, the hotdog cooker caught fire and the place was being robbed.
by mcporkins October 10, 2011
Get the Bohemian Clusterfuckmug. Bohemian Buttfucker is a rare mixed drink which combines equal parts of Bohemian Highway Wine, Jägermeister, Captain Morgan Rum, and Coca-Cola.
The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.
The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
The rules are that this mix can only be consumed from a measuring cup or a water gun for sharing purposes.
The "Buttfucker" portion of the name is based on the fact that it metaphorically feels as if the drink has "fucked you in the butt" by the next morning.
by bohemianbf June 22, 2011
Get the Bohemian Buttfuckermug. Bohemian W.A.S.P. (1943 – Present day)
Bohemian W.A.S.P., slang. (Bohemian, Czech, or in a modern sense, Eastern European in origin or ancestry; WASP, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) A person usually from but not limited to the geographic proximity of the City of Chicago that is of Eastern European ancestry being utterly inculcated into the contemporary American Eastern Establishment in beliefs, manners, mannerisms, dress, and education. The bohemian W.A.S.P. is so thoroughly indoctrinated into this system that even he or she is oblivious to his or her assimilation, let alone others of the Anglo-American ruling class.
Bohemian W.A.S.P., slang. (Bohemian, Czech, or in a modern sense, Eastern European in origin or ancestry; WASP, White Anglo-Saxon Protestant) A person usually from but not limited to the geographic proximity of the City of Chicago that is of Eastern European ancestry being utterly inculcated into the contemporary American Eastern Establishment in beliefs, manners, mannerisms, dress, and education. The bohemian W.A.S.P. is so thoroughly indoctrinated into this system that even he or she is oblivious to his or her assimilation, let alone others of the Anglo-American ruling class.
A recent example of this phenomenon that is currently in the fourth generation took place at the W________t restaurant in San Francisco. “I was completely baffled when the man at my table gave me his credit card!” Says Clarence __________, a waiter whose name is also somewhat of a Bohemian W.A.S.P. derivative. Clarence continues: “The man was tall, about 6” 5” with blond hair and blue-green eyes. He was reading the linear notes on the sleeve of a Benjamin Britten Compact Disc, possibly the War Requiem. I overheard his wife with striking patrician good looks talk about Milton, and how difficult the Latin translations were at Yale.” “I truly thought I was in the presence of the real thing, especially when she referred to her son as “Harold the IIIrd”.
“When he paid with his American Express Black Card, the one made of tin, I was thinking maybe Rhode Island, or parts of Connecticut but to my surprise the name on the card read: HAROLD THORNTON REJCEKOVONOVICH. Wow! I thought. I’m in the presence of a Bohemian W.A.S.P!”
A slight sub variation is also known as White Anglo Saxon Polish.
“When he paid with his American Express Black Card, the one made of tin, I was thinking maybe Rhode Island, or parts of Connecticut but to my surprise the name on the card read: HAROLD THORNTON REJCEKOVONOVICH. Wow! I thought. I’m in the presence of a Bohemian W.A.S.P!”
A slight sub variation is also known as White Anglo Saxon Polish.
by Adolf Schicklgruber June 17, 2006
Get the Bohemian W.A.S.P.mug. A type of young person with both jock and hipster artsy characteristics.
One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
One who plays the varsity sports and gets the hot chicks while also participating in unjockly like activities such as painting and drawing, writing, acting, and taking drugs. They have an undetermined future and are consistently lost. They are usually self centered but can be quite charming at times.
The character of Aron Ralston played by James Franco in 127 Hours is a bohemian jock.
David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.
Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
David Duchovny is a bohemian jock in almost every role he plays.
Indiana Jones is a bohemian jock. While deeply interested in the arts, literature, and knowledge, he also kills people and gets with good looking women.
by Lyle Pratt April 5, 2011
Get the Bohemian Jockmug. The Bohemian Blowdryer is when a person gives a male head while blowing air ito the penis causing it to enlarge and possibly explode. Extreme causion should be taken. This entire process causes excruciating pain and death may occur. Have fun
by FecalNuggets May 1, 2010
Get the Bohemian Blowdryermug. You are going to town DOGGY STYLE on your female partner. In mid stroke, you pull your "member" out. Slide your middle finger in her BEARDED CLAM and your thumb inside her BROWN EYE. WHILE INSIDE HER HOLES, close the hand in the manor that you would during a SNAP. Snap and Pull out at the same time. This will cause your lower than low female counterpart to scream like an ANGRY BOHEMIAN.
Last night I was with "hooty hoo" and gave her a BOHEMIAN SNAP. She screamed in AGONY for 417 minutes.
by James McLendon August 13, 2006
Get the bohemian snapmug. 