Blundering

It's when you're sitting on the edge of a Lake and you look to your right and see a small Canoe and you can almost see that there is a hole in the bottom of it somewhere but you're not too worried because it's obviously not fully submerged so you clean out the dirt and get into it without paddles, somehow make it to the middle of the Lake and then start to sink and panic because you're not in a Lake but in a shark pond.

When i evaluate my life, i can fully admit most of it has been spent blundering.

by Crispyshelbycake January 26, 2021

bloody blunder

A bloody blunder is a person who is clumsy and dim witted or just annoying you.

You bloody blunder just shut up.

by Tahiki May 10, 2022

The Seven Classic Blunders

Seven classic blunders that may befall a mortal soul if they are not careful. The list varies by region but all corners of the earth have seven classic blunders.

"hah! You have fallen for one of the seven classic blunders!"

by The Goblin of The Nort July 14, 2021

Blunderful

The opposite of wonderful

"Hey Rich how was your day today"
"Well, I just found out Bob Ross is dead so pretty blunderful"

by MrsDevito May 12, 2021

Freudian Blunder

A freudian blunder Is when a person makes a personal statement and regrets It later or in most cases, instantly.

Person A: "I think Hannah Is hot as hell!!"
Person B: "Dude, thats my sister"
Person A: "Damn, what a *freudian blunder*"

by SP00NM4N November 6, 2025

humorous and juvenile blunder

A funny mistake.

X: The other day I spilled coffee all over myself. What a humorous and juvenile blunder!

by Eli Psis November 23, 2021

big blendo blunder

_Blendo_ (noun): A whimsical term referring to a confusing or overwhelming situation where things are getting mixed up or "blended" together in a chaotic way, making it hard to see or understand clearly.

I am just overwhelmed with this big blendo blunder project and i definitely need a coffee break .

by Kittysrivas June 15, 2024