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blue collar romancing

Blue collar romancing is when a hardworking man uses his grimy hands (covered in grease, oil, dirt, etc) to pull out his wiener and shoves it in a girl’s booty hole while giving her a fish-hook.
TammyLynn came over when I was off work and I gave her some blue collar romancing!
by Mrs_wright93 February 10, 2023
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Blue Collar Circumcision

When your hands are so calloused that your shameful, aggressive masturbation removes the foreskin from your cock meat.
My wife’s herpes have flared up so I had to choose between a lot lizard and a blue collar circumcision.
by Crodstick June 12, 2025
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Blue Collar Balls

When a man works a 9-5 job and need to ejaculate badly after his shift
" Damn man I'm almost done wit my shift but I got blue collar balls"
" damn, maybe you can bust one out rq before you go"
by anonymous October 9, 2025
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blue collar coochie

a term coined to describe unkempt lady-parts as a result of work-life circumstances. unkempt being untrimmed or without pampering. a woman can still be healthy and hygienic while having a case of b.c.c. but let it be understood that she only has it because she doesn’t have enough time for extra self care due to work, school, etc.

(originally heard in a tiktok video by)
“Hey you excited for your date tonight?”

“Girl I’m having a bad case of blue collar coochie... I just worked double overtime, I guess I won’t be going home with anyone...”
by st_adoreu November 30, 2020
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Blue Collar Lung

A slight cough, feeling of general malaise or discontent developed when visiting a blue collar city or area. Akin to black lung but with fewer enduring after effects, usually remedied by leaving said city or area.
OMG, I went to a monster truck rally this weekend and developed a serious case of blue collar lung.

Or:

I ran out of gas and had to stay in a small town motel last weekend, the neighboring pulp mill almost gave me blue collar lung!
by Ursala Inspired October 2, 2011
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Blue Collar Mouth

When a women’s mouth looks like she gives a long, quality, and labor intensive blow job. Similar to those of a pornstar that May look like the girl your talking to.
Bro 1: dude I matched with this hot girl on tinder.

Bro 2: show me a picture of her.

Bro 1: she’s got a pretty smile.

Bro 2: yeah dude she got one of them blue collar mouths!

Bro 1: yeah you right.
by Its_spooli_boi October 23, 2019
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Blue Collar Blumpkin

A sex act in which an individual receives a blowjob while defecting in a porta potty on a job site.
The union guarantees us two 15-minute breaks per shift; I typically use one for a cigarette and the other for a Blue Collar Blumpkin.
by Mikey1965 May 31, 2025
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