pussy blowout

Loose ass pussy that neither partner gets any pleasure

She's sexy asf but she has a pussy blowout, boner killer mannn

by Noyn April 5, 2015

testie blowout

1. A sudden increase in the pitch of ones voice during speech, usually for the duration of one syllable only. Similar to the process a teenage boy undergoes during puberty but far more sporadic and therefore more humorous for onlookers. Incidence is increased during periods of excitement and is also seen to be directly proportionate to the number of people listening.
2. May also be used literally by the stupid and uneducated to describe a sudden increase in testicular size such as that associated with conditions like elephantitis.

1. "Hey guys, what's happENing?"
2. Doctor: "Well Sir, what seems to be the problem?"
Patient: "Well..as you can see, I'm experiencing testie blowout."

by Sam June 18, 2004

Brazilian Blowout

A blowjob completed by a Brazilian woman on a German male in which she allows the German man's balls to smack or "score" against her cheeks repeatedly. The German male will often yell "Gooooooooooal" during climax and ejaculation. This act often brings shame on the country and culture of Brazil.

Hans was enjoying a "Brazilian Blowout" from Natália when he immediatley felt the urge to yell, "Goooooooooooal!." Natália's parents and family watched from across the room and began to weep.

by Big Lud the Stud July 11, 2014

Anal Blowout

The occasional accident that can occur during a fart, or after anal people penetration from a large cock as big or bigger than my dick, both resulting in a gapping of said ass hole causing fecal matter to just fall out under the power of gravity only all the way up 2 a full fecal explosion, both resulting in an "Anal Blowout"

1 - "Dude, as ass pounded this crazy slut so hard up the shitter, she was having an anal blowout as she ran for the bathroom screaming in pain bro !!! I definitely heard her fart, but I'm pretty sure she shit on the floor before she could make it onto the shitter. That ass hole was gaped wide after that day, but at least she cleaned the shit off the floor, so props for dat boy !!!

by Lilbeeboy December 17, 2016

Biryani Blowout

When one eats spicy South Asian cuisine and accidentally shits themselves.

I had some beef vindaloo but ate it at home to guard against the biryani blowout.

by Clever Mofo May 3, 2018

kentucky blowout

The act of blowing a giant repulsive wad of snot from one's nose while pinching the opposite nostril closed.

Ian just hosed me with a nasty fucking kentucky blowout.

by sharptoenailz May 18, 2009

Blowout Sale

Fecal urgency followed by a rapid, loose bowel movement

I shouldn't have eaten all that kimchi stew — my ass just held a giant blowout sale.

by besznits August 2, 2016