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Blaine

An incredibly perfect man. An angel, a saint, a God. He's really sexy and considerate, sweet and exciting to be around.

Often associated with a Belle, they're irrevocably perfect for each other.
Person 1: Man, there goes Belle!

Person 2: Hey, where's her Blaine? I hear they're smitten, what in the heck are they doing apart?
by BIP1993 March 6, 2011
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Blaine

Sweet,caring and kind

Blaine's are often short,curly hobbit like but sexy people
who are smart,sweet,kind,caring and are generally to be labeled as perfect. However they do have flaws but are just to shy or in some cases proud to show them. Blaine's can be dopey, puppy like, child like and have a tendency to be oblivious be mistaken for frodo and do or say things they shouldn't have said or done without really meaning them. sometimes you just need to give them a little push in the right direction to get them to wake up and see the light.
"you just sang an inapropriate song in an inapropriate place to an inapropriate person when you should have serenading me"

"oh sorry..wait you like me?"

"uhg! Blaine you are so oblivious!"
by theunicorninallofus October 24, 2011
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Blaine Wilson

Blaine Wilson is a five-time National Champion in gymnastics who made three Olympic Teams (1996, 2000, 2004) and is the sexiest man to ever lay foot onto this world, and into a leotard. He hails from Columbus, Ohio, and is the acclaimed gymnastic "rebel with a cause," that cause being to be the best that he can be. And to wear a sexy tongue ring in competition and bear tattoos, which in gymnastics, is taboo and a major no-no. His best events are the still rings, vault, and highbar. The beginning of his third and final Olympic season began with a torn bicep. Though in America he was one of the most dominating forces on the National Team, he had yet to medal outside in a World or Olympic competition. His sights were set on Athens, Greece as being his last and only hope. His injury occured in late February at the Visa American Cup while performing an iron cross on the still rings. To everyone else but him, it was a career-ending injury. He vowed he'd be back in time, no matter what. He went on to make the Olympic Team in August after many months of rehab, and achieved his dream of winning a silver medal in the team competition. Blaine Wilson remains one of the most popular American athletes because he is sexy, he is brave, and he defeated the odds when they were set against him.
I saw gymnastics on TV the other day, and that Blaine Wilson guy his hot.
by Aleksas Trotter July 24, 2007
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david blaine

David Blaine is a 33 year old man born in Brooklyn who makes a living doing a whole lot of nothing. This man will do anything for publicity. Recent stunts have been standing in a block of ice for 61 hours, standing on top of a 27 meter post for 35 hours, being buried alive, and spending a week inside a water-filled glass sphere at Lincoln Center in New York where he attempted to hold his breath for 9 minutes. He goes around NY and other major cities showing people his impressive card tricks. There is a rumor that New York City is writing a law stating Blaine will not be able to annoy people with his tricks there anymore. Rumor has it that he has dated Madonna, Fiona Apple, and Josie Moran. Magician or not, he's just another guy.
That David Blaine treats himself like an organ grinder monkey. He will do anything!
by aishtamid September 5, 2006
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Blaine

to drink a ton of whiskey and smoke pounds of weed.
that girl is blaine
by Mark Finlin February 28, 2009
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Reverse David Blaine

This sex act is initiated when a woman gives a man a large dose of cialis to enhance his performance and then starts having sex with him in either the cowgirl or reverse cowgirl position.

When the man goes deaf and blind from the side effects of the cialis the woman switches out with a friend and then taps out in morse code on the hand of the newly deaf and blind man an explanation of his hoodwinking.
No one would have sex with kate's friend jen because it got out that she had herpes. When kate's boyfriend cheated on her, they decided to reverse david blaine him. The poor bastard never realized it because he didn't know morse code and he still can't see.
by MattWierman January 2, 2012
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Blaine

Is too awesome to be described, but if i were to try..
Is a 1337 gamer.
Everyone is jelly of his gaming equipment.
Is FUNNY.

Is not inappropriate.
^Enjoys sarcasm.^
SO FUNNY.
and sexy. damn hes the sexiest boy out there.
THAT CURLY HAIR. damn.

his hair be giving me orgasms
and dammnn that tongue. m m mmm
he can please all da ladies;)
EVERY GIRL FALLS FOR HIM(:
You be jelly you aint blaine.
Blaine. <-- Nuff said
by sexybeast2143225325 September 29, 2012
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