Bjarnii

Gives the best head and is gay he is retarded and he love suck mens dick he also a dick rider

Omg bjarnii just gave me the best head,top,blowjob he maddd gay and heś madddd retarded he love sucking my dick he is also a dick rider

by anonymous October 23, 2019

Chief Barking Spider

"Chief Barking Spider" is a euphemism describing an individual who is known to fart extensively.

It can also be used to describe an extraordinarily raunchy fart.

Use 1: Man, Kevin sure is one heck of a Chief Barking Spider.

Use 2: Holy cow! Do you smell that? Who let in Chief Barking Spider?

by Shackle April 2, 2010

Alabama Barking Spider

Another name for flatulence.

What was that sound?

Just an Alabama Barking Spider.

Really? Do those exist?!

You heard it, right?

by Walkndude October 30, 2013

barking tree spiders

a huge loud ass fart near or around a camp fire.

"damn those barking tree spiders ar really loud tonigt.

by mronesuit August 12, 2009

barking spider

What farts are blamed on when there is no dog available.

Who farted?
Dunno, but I think it's those barking spiders!

by Fartsnad June 23, 2004

Barking Spiders

When one is too embarassed to admit that he/she has farted, thus blaming the noise, which closely resembles the noise of flatulence, on barking spiders.

(Man in elevator farts)
Other man: What the hell was that?
Man: I dunno. Damn barking spiders.

Guy 1: Dude I was on a date and totally ripped ass.
Guy 2: Should've just told her it was a barking spider.
Guy 1: Dammit, I didn't even think of it.

by mollyollyoxenfree July 5, 2010

bjarni

A person that does something amazing but another gets the credit. An Icelandic slang named after Bjarni Herjólfsson , the first known european to site America, but Lief Ericksen and Chris Colombus get all the credit. prounounced jar ni

Many think Milton wrote some of Shakespears plays and is a bjarni

by ernie theurer March 10, 2008