I have a horny bicycle
by Throbbing Tim December 07, 2016
A girl who rides a mountain bike, but is helpless. She hangs with guys to do the dirty work of fixing her bike and driving her around. Ready to party with others for car rides and beer.
bicycle whore: (baby talk)I don't know how to change my tire. Could you do it for me?I'd do anything for help.
Guy: Sure. I know cute li'l girls can't do messy stuff like that.
Guy: Sure. I know cute li'l girls can't do messy stuff like that.
by Biatchy January 29, 2009
by Janis February 06, 2005
Axel is to kingdom of hearts what Legolas is to Lord of the Rings: the fandom bicycle. Everyone's had a ride.
by blackthorn January 27, 2007
The "inventor" of the bicycle. He was known for inventing the bicycle in 534 B.C. but everyone in the village thought he was whack. He created the handlebars and seat. The wheels were not very stable due to the fact that they have yet to be created.
Eleanor: Mr. Jonathan, didn't Kirkpatrick McMillan invent the bicycle between the 1830s and 1840s?
Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.
Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.
Mr. Jonathan: Why no young scholar who has so much to learn. Everybody knows that Bicycle Lanstrum invented the bicycle in 534 B.C.
Little Roy: But they thought he was whack of course.
by wolfman yo June 30, 2006
Everyone has taken a ride on it. A skank who will let any slob of a guy (and often ferocious bulldyke chicks too) perform the deed on her because all dongs are the same to her, she will go on the job at the drop of the hat. This slut is so stank that she could walk through a retirement home and a 90-year old with dementia will yell "TRAMP!" White, black, redneck, handicapped, gay...it does not matter to this ho. God bless you, village bicycle!
by PPabs September 25, 2003
by Not Telling May 14, 2003