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Belieber

A fan of Justin Bieber that has a taste of music similar to that of the flavor of cow feces. Any believer of Justin Bieber have an IQ that creates a new category in the IQ chart below Profound Mental Retardation and is a negative number or beyond.

Beliebers tend to despise men, haters of Justin Bieber, and have a daily habit of collecting anything that is relevant to Justin. They will deny anything a hater says and will only love Justin Bieber.

Scientists say that beliebers are a sign that the world will end. How this is so is that beliebers will spread their lethal disease known as "Bieber Fever" to other women, which would cause divorce, conversion of sexuality into being a lesbian, dreams of Justin Bieber, and lack of the natural ability to search and mate with males. Then, the beliebers will attempt to go to Justin Bieber, in which she may reject, thus causing suicide from big fans of Justin. This will heavily reduce the human population and thus cause the collapse of civilization and the extinction of the human species.

The only way to prevent this worst-case scenario is by murdering Justin Bieber, which will cause the current beliebers to commit suicide and to prevent the spread of Bieber Fever, thus saving the future generations and bringing the end of the horrible pandemic.
Belieber: I love Justin Bieber.
Boyfriend of belieber: *facepalm*
Belieber: What?
Boyfriend: I can't believe you became a lesbian now!
by Metalhead34 March 4, 2011
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annoying girl: I AM A belieber
guy:you have no taste in music
by penguin- December 9, 2011
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Beliebers

Also known as breadlibers and duckliebers are the most hated fan-base in the entire world. They have their own Wikipedia page, broke the Guinness Record and own about 86% of Twitter. People are saying that they are obsessed with Justin Bieber (their idol) but in reality they just want to help Justin become more successful.

Not only that but people are also judging the ENTIRE fan-base based on maybe 1-10 people's actions.
I myself am a belieber just trying to get the respect we all deserve but I do agree with some of those people... Beliebers can be a bit... overreacting.

Here's something to the 29 million beliebers :Kill them with KINDNESS
by Crystals October 20, 2012
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Holy Bejeebus

This word is in no way related to Jesus or Christianity in any way apart from the similarity in its sound.

The Holy Bejeebus is a figure much heralded in a small corner of Nottingham. He is somewhat of a cult figure in Dunkirk, near Nottingham University Campus. The Holy Bejeebus is a religious figure with supreme power, which is undisclosed to the world. His coming forth into the limelight wont be for a few decades. His symbol is the 'W' which represents the three holies: Holy, Be, and Jeebus - from where the name originates: Holy Bejeebus. His followers are reffered to as Jeebites - currently there are only two: Jackie the Unclean and Pants the Pure.

The religion he is starting up has no foundations or teachings as of yet - but WATCH THIS SPACE.
Holy Bejeebus is the greatest, most supreme being - apart from God.

Holy Bejeebus look at the ass on that mama!
by Jeebite May 21, 2004
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Belieberectioner

A belieberectioner is a belieber and a directioner combined, which you may call yourself when you're both a Justin Bieber and One Direction fan.

You have to respect Justin Bieber and the boys of One Direction's friendship and not be silly about "beliebers dislike directioners" or the other way around because this is untrue. You support both artists with their music.
If you want to write "I'm a belieber and a directioner" into your twitter bio but you don't have enough characters because you already spammed most of it with unimpostant information about yourself, just shorten it to "belieberectioner," problem solved.
by KinkyxBitchx September 13, 2012
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the real definition of "belieber" - see homosexual
by don_95 May 6, 2013
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Belieber

A retard who thinks that Justin Bieber has actual talent and is incapable of understanding that she is useless to mankind and a disgrace to music.
OMG I <3 JUSTIN BIEBER BECAUSE IM AN IDIOT! I AM A BELIEBER!
by deezjewnuts May 18, 2010
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