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Beej (noun): A notorious group of lively and energetic young adults known for their adventurous spirit, mischievous antics, and readiness to have fun at any given moment. Characterized by their loud laughter, carefree attitude, and ability to bring excitement wherever they go, a "beej" thrives on camaraderie, spontaneity, and living life to the fullest. Often remembered for leaving behind stories of unforgettable escapades.
"The party didn’t really start until the beej showed up!"
by Tim Pritchard January 15, 2025
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Beej

Omg! Look at that dad! He’s such a beej.
by Hskab November 12, 2020
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Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej
“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”
by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020
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Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.
"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."
by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021
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Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.
I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.
by tsextown August 5, 2010
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Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob
I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.
by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012
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Beej

Joe: I’m dying for a beej right now.

Jake: I could do with one too actually.
by Chris’s Atomic Nugson July 28, 2022
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