Beej

A cool dad with a swagger style

Omg! Look at that dad! He’s such a beej.

by Hskab November 12, 2020

Beej

“Sweet beej” “Fat beej” or just “Beej” depending on the state of your penis, is a shortened word to describe a blowjob.

Way-eye man, takin’ ol Sherrie up the gaff so I did, after she finished her cherrie brandy she does gave me the phat beej, so she did- so she did.

by Old Rat May 1, 2021

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020

Beej

Blowjob.

Joe: I’m dying for a beej right now.

Jake: I could do with one too actually.

by Chris’s Atomic Nugson July 28, 2022

Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.

"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."

by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021

beej

The Mikmaq translation of Penis.

They almost saw my beej!

by the-clit-commander March 24, 2022