"I can't stand the noise in this barking lot! Let's load our bags in the car and get out of here!" Or -- "Listen to that noise! What do those dogs think this is -- a barking lot???"
by Shopkeeper August 10, 2017
Barking & Dagenham is a borough in London, that was created 2 boroughs (Barking and Dagenham) merged. The area is famous for the Ford Strikes, a pioneering event in women's rights! It's more recently famous for having a visit from Meghan Markle (i got to shake her hand) at Robert Clack Comprehensive.
Barking & Dagenham is just misunderstood
by RCBest April 27, 2020
When neighborhood dogs all bark together in unison, creating melodious canine music emanating from their discomfort.
The approaching train began the bark chorale that quickly grew and crescendoed as the horn blew, slowly fading away as the locomotive passed into the distance.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 03, 2019
british slang for cunnilingus other terms include going down on,licking out, munching the rug
cunt pussy licking
cunt pussy licking
by amuchan October 04, 2006
Farts that are caused by and are precursors to large doodies.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
Doodie barks are a temporary form of relief from the discomfort of having to poop, when dumping is not an option.
They usually smell like the danger ahead.
"Oh dude, that fart smells like shit, gross"
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
"Yea I've had the doodie barks all morning. Thanks to this conference call I haven't had the chance to drop Obama off in the Oval Office."
by nofx9019 December 02, 2009
When you go doggystyle on your furry bitch while she is wearing her anime cosplay and slap that ass you tell her to bark
"Bark Bitch"
*voff voff voff*
*voff voff voff*
by vladimaro January 16, 2020
A highly elusive nocturnal specie of spider mainly from the Tennessee area (also known as the Tennessee barking Spider). While no live specimens have been caught in order to be studied, this is the only spider known to man with the capability to "bark". These spiders are attracted by the scent of bratwurst and sourcrout and also been known to emerge on taco tuesdays. While you may not see them, you will hear them and at times feel them scurrying through the couch cusions. They do use a foul odor as a defensive mechanism. Beware the silent Tennessee barking spider, it is a deadly sub-specie and should be avoided at all costs.
Holy Shit! Call pest control. We seem to have an infestation of Tennesse Barking Spiders. I think Bill just got hit by a silent one cause I see him convulsing in the corner.
by Rick C. May 11, 2005