Avoiding

If anyone if avoiding anything here it's you.

Hym "You're avoiding what you think is the problem and hoping it goes away but that didn't work for me and it isn't going to work for you. I'm going to do the same exact thing YOU CHOSE to do to me and I'm going to make it worse deliberately and you know exactly what form that is going to take because you know I am not going to let you take this from me. There will be a price. I don't care who pays it. It is better for me to get what I want than it is for someone's kid to pay the price for you to feel like the world is the way you want it to be. I don't have to do your worldview. If you try to make me I will murder a child. THIS constitutes trying to make me. I'm not going away. And IF I DO you have to cross your fingers and hope the sycophants didn't work as well as the AI did."

by Hym Iam January 5, 2025

Salad Avoider

Someone who is so morbidly obese with no intent of changing, that they do everything in their power to avoid losing weight, including eating salads.

Person 1: Hey, do you see that Salad Avoider over there?
Person 2: Yeah, he has more chins than Chinatown.

by JambiTheDiddler July 2, 2022

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by Adujasty343 May 24, 2025

National Avoid Herbert Day

April 26 just whatever you do avoid Herbert

Thank god todays national avoid Herbert day, we no longer have to listen to his bullshit

by This Name Is Not Available April 26, 2022

Avoidant

Gemini chic that will finna play you like a vinyl record

- You know who is really avoidant?
- Samantha.

by anon2754 March 20, 2023

Organizing Avoider

One who uses organizational tasks as an excuse for not hanging out with in-laws and friends.

Is your wife coming to the beach for Labor Day? No. She just came back from container store, so she’ll be working on arranging and sorting every item in our house this weekend. She’s an organizing avoider.

by Aceholes Live! September 2, 2022

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025