astro

astro, a very hot person who goes by they/them

the hotest and nicest person in fangz
killed emi and kanye

and is hot and amazing

astro is hot

by astro's fan March 28, 2021

Astounphenelous

A Word That Describes How Amazing One Thing Is When No Other Word Is Good Enough To Do So.

Johnny and Bree's love for each other is astounphenelous ! <3

by brenanas December 20, 2008

Astrodome

Getting head in outer space.

Gus got some astrodome while he was working on the space station.

by Solid Mantis May 19, 2017

Astro Dener

Astro, and Dener. These two words are the colossal and utter-most divine, choice of words only a God could represent. From “Astro” identifying as a remarkable warrior, filled with wisdom and artistry. And Dener a mysterious word overseen by many in the western end of the world, but feared by most in the east. These two words are typically not understood nor put together by most. And since this is the case, there is no need to try to understand it... if you already don’t.

As an Omnipotent Being once said. You’re either Perfect or you’re not Astro Dener.

by TwistedUnknown July 21, 2020

Astrology

dumbassery, idiotery, stupidism

"oops just killed 557 people it's because I'm a saggy tits Darius"

"shut the hell up astrology is bull crap"

by toilet struggler September 11, 2021

your wit astounds me

Often said in a sarcastic tone.

A more direct and fancy way of saying- "Don't humor yourself. You're not as witty, smart, or funny as you'd like to think."

Person 1: Hey, hey, listen to this one. Do you know how I got out of Iraq?........IRAN! (bwahahahaha)

Person 2: *rolls eyes* Your wit astounds me.

Can also be heard in the greatest female coming of age movie ever made, Now and Then.

by stereoscope April 28, 2011

Astrology

Astrology: Telling one's personality and whole life by the positions of random space rocks based on the month they were born in. It's actually the biggest bullshit in history and there is nothing scientific about it, the people who are responsible for these are getting money from bradots. The life forms who believe in it are called bradots (a short version of brainless idiots). Bradots have a similar outside appearances to humans but the place where their brain is supposed to be is filled with air and they are capable of doing these things only: breathing, eating/drinking ,sleeping , spreading bullshit , and unfortunately they have the ability to reproduce. Their life is miserable and they don't want to do anything productive so they live their life by what some jerk wrote on the internet

Astrology
bradot: hello did you know that if you are gemini you will make 1 million dollar this month and have 6 children in your life?
intellectual person: you should go and commit suicide because your existence is cancerous
bradot: yes I will kill myself 3 days from now, my horoscope is cancer and it says I will commit suicide on the next Monday so I will do what it says.

by BananaTheSatan June 2, 2020