pronounced- ass fix ee eight ed ter tul hed, which is the state of a mans penis when attempting to pee after having been in an uncomfortably cold temperature for a range of time. Asphyxiated turtle head can even cause pain in the tip and give the sensation of still having urine that needs to be expelled.
by MercWidaMouth November 14, 2010
Get the asphyxiated turtle headmug. Squeezing on a pair of shoes that you really like - but they just wont fit - the Cinderella Syndrome
Shoes sooo tight that you cant get them on, or shoes that have shrunk around your feet as you have been wearing them, or have your feet just swollen - foot asphyxiation my shoe loving people.
by Diet Schmiet November 29, 2010
Get the Foot asphyxiationmug.