When you wake up and realize you dont have to get out of bed for three more hours...and you have a huge bag of beef jerky next to your bed that you chew on as you fall asleep.
Cindy: You look so well rested!
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.
Amber: Well, my alarm went off early...and I still had that left over beef jerky on my night stand.
Cindy: Nice. I havent pulled an Asher in months.
by Amy BZI February 15, 2009
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I know! He is so hot!
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I know! He is so hot!
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