Ascending

That moment when you eat 3 vitamin gummies and listen to Guns from Friday Night Funkin.

Person #1: "Bro I'm ascending ahaha"

Person #2: "Are you high again?"

by fartfacelolimnotcreative May 12, 2021

ascentific

Word discovered by famed linguist Courtney Love when she was randomly typing some stoner psychobabble at her My Space account. It is a combination of the words "ass" and "scientific" and is defined as 'someone who has mastered the art of being an ass(or making an ass out of themselves) to the point it has become a science with them'.

It was ascentific of Pete Doherty to get helpless penguins stoned at the zoo, and his kitties hooked on crack.

by Magdalene St. Vitus December 4, 2007

internet accent

When one pronounces internet terms outside of the net, they are said to have an internet accent.

Person A: omg wtf i can has chzburger plox
Person B: What the fuck are you trying to say?
Person C: Nothing worse than a retard with an internet accent

by Anonimite July 28, 2009

english accent

The sexiest accent in the universe

Guy: Yeah, he has an english accent
Girl: I want to have sex with him

by EdShnee June 28, 2015

accent

What you and people who talk like you swear you don't have, but eeeeeverybody else does have.

Guy from California: Accent? What accent? I have no accent.

Guy from South Carolina: Shit, you got a cold? Cus you sound like your nose is all stuffed up.

by Gumbo man April 11, 2009

Accent Osmosis

A phenomenon characterized by a subject involuntarily/subconsciously adopting a foreign accent by mere exposure to a speaker. Symptoms persist during exposure but quickly fade after exposure is terminated. Conscious over-ride is possible, but can also cause the accent to become hyperaccessible in the subject, leading to a mixture of the subject's native accent and the foreign one. Further research needs to be conducted in order to isolate a causal factor for the phenomenon.

Oh yeah, that's called accent osmosis.

by CoffeyHaus134 September 29, 2010

conversational accent

When speaking to someone who doesn't understand very much English, speaking with an accent corresponding to that of the other person's is speaking with a conversational accent, an attempt to help them understand.

Dave: Hey, why is Eric talking with a Chinese accent?
Sam: Oh, his grandma isn't very good at English I think...
Dave: Geez, he's got a pretty good conversational accent.

by b-b-boy January 9, 2010