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aras

-a man who uses the word "aka" as a form of expression for any situation.
-also, a big fan of the phrase "no damn ____"
G:They ran out of Game blunts.
Aras:Aka?!?!?!

Aras: No damn myspace!!
by hyedj September 9, 2006
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Microsperm Abrasion

When a man cums on a womans face and rubs it in with his ball sack.
My skin was feeling a little dry so I asked my boyfriend to give me a microsperm abrasion.
by TTBbitch July 20, 2010
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Abrasive Doormat

An Abrasive Doormat is a type of person which has learned to play the boss-worker system to their advantage. In front of their superiors, they will act humble and diligent. They will even take abuse, letting themselves be treated like a doormat by those who are able to hurt them. In this, they are wise. They retain their employment by taking abuse from those above them.

However, when it comes to those who cannot harm them, this type of person is abusive. These people who act like doormats to the faces of their employers will treat those equal to or below them as if they were doormats.

They respect their own kind, namely those who have learned this form of hypocrisy. But anyone who doesn't know how to play their little game they insult. And anyone who is brave enough to speak out against mistreatment they ridicule with all their might and seek to sabotage them for the sake of their own game.

They throw epithets and megatons of stinging words at any who would speak out against the system that they have learned to play. And that is exactly it, these nasty hypocritical manipulators have taken so long to learn to play this system that they don't wish for this horrid system to be challenged, much less altered.
Underling: "How can anyone put up with this kind of boss?... it is just impossible."

Abrasive Doormat: "Heard you got coached, what did you do?"

Underling: "I didn't really do anything, I just tried to explain to the boss that..."

Abrasive Doormat: "What!!! You spoke to the boss trying to explain something to him? How naive of you, you impertinent, immature, foolish, knave of a n00b! Ha ha ha ha haw!!! You deserve what you get!"

Underling: "WTF?! How is it even possible for you to say such things if you have a brain in your skull?!"

Abrasive Doormat: "Oh and now you dare to insult me! I'll see about that!"

*Abrasive Doormat goes tattling and reports as many reprehensible things about Underling as is possible to invent.*
by arbitraryusername January 21, 2010
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aras

aras is sara spelled backwards. also can be a great nickname for someone named sara. this is great because people can pronounce it like herass and the person that made it up can say ass with out getting in trouble. ha ha very funny.
jackson: hey sara did you know that ur name backwards is aras?

sara: oh thats nice.

shane: so how you doin herass! herass herass herass!!!

sara:i will kill you!
by sara (duh) October 14, 2007
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Arkasha

A guy who's most likely Russian, and may also go by Arkady. Might like to say Awesome-sauce and other strange phrasing. He's funny and has a characteristic personality. He's also sensitive deep down under the funny.
Oh, did I mention he is beautiful..er, handsome.
I was listening to this talk show, and the guy was a definite Arkasha.
by Daisydownbythebanks October 31, 2011
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Aras

1. Crazy, _____ boy (Where the blank may change to describe the current Aras in a non-insulting matter)
2. One who is very curious or inquisitive (See also Inquisitor)
3. One who does not use logic
by JAM November 8, 2004
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Arash

A persian guy who finds himself in a parking lot almost every night without actually trying to get there. Usually he has a cigarette in one hand and sunflower seeds in his other hand. He has the general characteristics of a stereotypical sleazy mechanic who gives you shitty parts for prices that are higher then expected...

He gets a new car almost every six months although in the years of 2008-2009 he has gone against his natural instincts and has kept a car that he calls a SRT-4. This was a breakthrough for the Arash and was exceptionally noticed by his friends who needed to come up with new definitions to explain the phenomenon that Arash not only keept thea car for more then 6 months but also spent more money on the car then he has spent on college.

The Arash leaves his nest at approximately 8 PM and can be found in the following regions on the following days:
Safeway Parking Lot: Any time of the week
Starbucks Parking Lot: Any Time Of the Week
Ernies Liquor Store Parking Lot: Any Time of the Week
Taco Bell Parking Lot on Capital Expressway: Thursdays

God Bless the Mutherfucker.
Arash, where are you?
Arash: SPL, you comin?
Hmm, let me debate it.
by Mr. Subaru 123 November 6, 2009
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