MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person

A predator who has a run in with a moose antler. Communities and playgrounds are safer after this interaction.

The police department posted that another MAAP- Moose Antler Attracted Person is going to be living 4 blocks away from an elementary school.

by Gerswon Miahjere March 15, 2023

Antler Lover

A person who is attracted only to members of the same sex. Another word for homosexual

"I went to a moxual club and met several antler lovers who I didn't like"

by agrofrog August 14, 2003

antler kisses

When you rapidly rub your ear on someone’s cheek or other places

Dude! My girlfriend gives the dopest antler kisses!

by GangnamZtyle September 25, 2018

Moose Antlers

While in the missionary position, the man uses his arms to move her knees to her chest and her feet around her ears giving the appearance of the woman having moose antlers

So I was balls deep in this chick and gave her the ol’ Moose Antlers

by Jmoney$$$$$$$$ May 17, 2019

Antlering

Putting deer antlers on or in your hat and walking through public or sticking your head out of the window of a moving vehicle. Will gain a strange response or reaction from bystanders.

He was antlering in the local Walmart.

by Cunt-ry boi April 15, 2024

Wisconsin Deer Antler

When someone wears fake Deer Antlers and rape someone of the same sec

I gave that guy an Wisconsin Deer Antler

by afroninja069 September 21, 2016

ANTLER DANCE

When two shitfaced drunken redneck men battle it out in a cheap motel room. The winner gets to nail the drunken slut who’s watching the fight. The rednecks must wear the required moose antlers attached to football helmets so that they will lock in battle!

Well, that “Antler Dance” over to the “No Tell Motel” last night ended up with those two rednecks getting their antlers horribly tangled up so 911 had to be called! The antlers had to be sawed off at the hospital and both men suffered severe whiplash!

by Prizzin gard December 3, 2017