alyson

she's a quag

Whoa did you just see that Alyson go by??? WHAT A QUAG! YOU'RE CUTE BITCH

by im a quag January 19, 2012

Alusine

A sexy black young man who can get any female he wants.

Omg alusine so fine

by Trummy November 21, 2021

Dirty Alysia

A sexual act where you pull a used bloody tampon out suck the clots out with your mouth and freeze the rest. After frozen, use the tampon as a dildo for the asshole. Best used when constipated.

Karen my boyfriend wasnt home to fuck my brains out so I decided to do a Dirty Alysia, I havent been constipated at all. I guess I can throw away the exlax.

by JesusAintHappy April 1, 2020

alyson

n.
one who uses their lack of intelligence for their benifit.

boss: hey, can you file this for me?
jack: i don't know how.
boss: alright you take a break, and get steve to do it.
jack: file this.
steve: you bitch. you pull an alyson and i get stuck with the fucking work.

by richard2000 September 5, 2008

Alysia

A selfish girl. She thinks tht everything has to be about her. When talking about herself she tends to stay on tht subject forever. She tends to go out with guys tht are jerks cause she hasn't had a good father role model. She can be nice and likes to give advice. Sometimes when it's not needed.

Alysia selfish

by Derangement doooooo! April 8, 2010

alyson

hypochondriac, one who fakes physical injury in order to avoid the tasks that everyone else around her is doing.

don't be such an alyson, just do it.

by deltronforce October 9, 2008

Alyson

A bitchy whore.
A slutty cock sucker who doesn't know how to shut the fuck up and cries when someone takes a bite out of her sandwich. Has to switch schools and thinks everyone still loves her afterwards but no one actually likes her in the first place.

"Hey, don't be an Alyson!"

by Extermity July 27, 2018