Kiwi allergy

Synonym: Pussy
Any person allergic to kiwis is automatically a pussy

that person has a kiwi allergy aka this person is a pussy

by fuckyobitch1 March 23, 2022

Grass allergy

If you have a grass allergy you can't get grass on your ass, or the glass, or the rest of your body without getting sick.
Also no sucking grass now. I know its gonna be hard not being able to suck grass but it's gonna be ok buddy.
Sooooo noooo GRASSY ASSY
SMH

Oh god I got grass on my ass, good thing I took my drugs

GRASS ALLERGY U BITCH

by Avee4 April 17, 2021

Gastric Allergy

A revulsion to a particular food or food provider.

Server: You want sour cream on that?

Jim: No! I have a gastric allergy to sour cream.

Ken: I'd love to go to Chipotle's for lunch today, how about you?
Sam: Not today. I've got a gastric allergy to Chipotle's right now.

by UR-GODZ September 29, 2015

Stay Allergy

This is a kind of allergy many Stays have. It includes symptoms of avoiding or hating the numbers 7 and 9.

A person with Stay Allergy shouted, "I don't wanna see the number 7. We're going straight for 8M and 10M next!"

by jejiho May 21, 2021

Corn allergy

A made-up condition supposedly prohibiting a person from ingesting food products that contain corn.

I don't like the nachos that my friend makes, so I'll just tell him that I have a corn allergy.

by Gotcha66 November 9, 2023

Fact allergy

Someone who is oversensitive to facts, especially when it does not conform to their current beliefs. It's usually a close-minded person too proud or stubborn to admit when they are wrong or when someone they admire is wrong. In debates it's commonly accompanied by talking over the other person or as loud as possible to stop the flow of facts.

As a religious man, Bob went against the overwhelming consensus of the scientific community by refuting evolution on national TV in spite of all the facts. Bob interrupted by quoting scripture as the scientist tried to explain radiometric dating. Bob must have fact allergy.

by zin90 March 14, 2018

downing an allergy

to down and allergy is to drunkenly drink your friends semen unknowingly

“man i got so drunk at the party i downed an allergy” downing an allergy aka drinking someone’s nut

by confused antonym November 10, 2020