Algebra 

The branch of mathematics that turns simple-minded people into symbol-minded citizens, who work out the values of unknowns x’s, y’s, z’s with the help of constants a’s, b’s, c’s.

Algebra helps students to move from the particular to the general, by enabling them to speak the language of science so that they’d make sense of the workings of the universe.

Algebra by Fasters June 26, 2022

No Algebra for Florida 

A bill proposed by hardcore Trumpublican or white supremacist Floridians who want to ban the “Algebra for all” reform programme, because they unspokenly reasoned that if more non-white high-school and college students were given the opportunity to study algebra, it would make it harder for symbols-allergic white natives to secure decent jobs upon graduation.

To prevent algebra from becoming a stumbling block, which would limit millions of white blue-collar workers’ career opportunities, Trump Institute of Education, which is a 30-minute drive from Mar-a-Lago, would make algebra an optional course module for its new students—they bigly support the “No Algebra for Florida” bill in the name of “mathematical equality” for all races.

No Algebra for Florida by Covido April 28, 2022

von Neumann Algebra 

In mathematics, a von Neumann algebra or W*-algebra is a *-algebra of bounded operators on a Hilbert space that is closed in the weak operator topology and contains the identity operator. It is a special type of C*-algebra.

The bounded operators on any Hilbert space form a von Neumann algebra, which is some the dopest shit I seen.

von Neumann Algebra by [e-mail] June 25, 2019

chinese algebra 

Very "hard" or complex math

"I'm gettin' harder than chinese algebra"
Line by Tom Waits from "Pasties and a G-string" off Small Change

chinese algebra by jellybell October 20, 2007

algebra 

Algebra (n.): from the Arabic Al-Gibbera meaning "the Gibberish";

the word has become corrupted to algebra and most students never know, though they may suspect, that they really are studying Gibberish.

Student A: Did you see that little sentence in our social studies book about the Middle Eastern philosopher who named algebra?

Student B: I don't take social studies....I'm trying to find X...

algebra by blonde_geek January 6, 2010

boolean algebra 

The only subject in which 1+1 = 1 and you should be convinced.

EX.1

Person1: Jack got F in last exam. The professor says he added 1+ 1 =2

Person2: WHAT A FOOL.

EX.2
Person 1: 1+1 = 1 hhhhhh

Person 2: That's Boolean algebra -,-

boolean algebra by UrbanDic??! February 12, 2017

algebra nation 

A piece of shit website that "teaches algebra" but instead it face fucks you so hard that your mind explodes into millions of tiny pieces.

person 1: Hey do you know how to do the algebra nation homework?
person 2: nah man if i tried my hole fucking head would explode

algebra nation by noyou12345432 June 5, 2018