Alex
Alex moved in, he likes Doctor Who, he only makes food that smells good, and he made his Prius a communal car for the home.
Alex by leveldeaded November 29, 2011
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Alex is guy that you will always want to spend time with. He is smart, handsome, generous, kind and awesome. He is the best guy on the planet. An Alex is good at sports, playing video games, and girls love him. Sometimes he acts crazy but he's just trying to make you laugh. He can tell jokes and crack you up. Alex is the best guy to hang out with.
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Alex
Alex is a term generally referring to someone or something that was born without a face, and whose parents are a rooster and a male toad. An Alex is orphaned at birth, (due to the lack of it's face) and is raised by levitating forest narwhals. The narwhals teach an Alex the way of the awesome at an early age. Later, an Alex becomes a popular, exceeding good looking, smart teenager. After his teenage years, an Alex will become a god and will quite possibly destroy the Earth and life itself.
Alex
can be a male or female name, the short form of Alexander or alexandra.
Male: Crazy hot and a freaking sex god, this guy can have you begging using just his tongue. Sex with this guy will leave any room trashed and your bed being destroyed He can outdrink and outperform anyone and anything on the face of this planet and most others. If you're a friend of his, he is insanely loyal, and will take a bullet for you. On the other hand, piss him off and you will end up with your eyes looking out the back of your head. Get's pissed off easily, so don't push him, anything will set him off, from looking at him wrong to messing with his friends to doing ANYTHING to hurt a girl. He will kick your ass.
Female: Somewhat tomboy-ish, will, like her male version, be able to outdrink most guys, and will laugh at any guy stupid enough to try cheesy chat-up lines or sleazy come-ons. she will also punch you in the face if you are a jackass . She has a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour that people mistake as being hurtful, and she can playu the guitar or bass. She will, almost certainly, own at least 2 pieces of black leather clothing, and her playlist will be hard rock and punk, with GNR, Metallica, Bad Religion and The Sex Pistols all in there. She is a tiger in the sack, and she does not do cuddling after. Like Joan Jett and Kim Gordon had a kid who got raised by Superman.
Male: Crazy hot and a freaking sex god, this guy can have you begging using just his tongue. Sex with this guy will leave any room trashed and your bed being destroyed He can outdrink and outperform anyone and anything on the face of this planet and most others. If you're a friend of his, he is insanely loyal, and will take a bullet for you. On the other hand, piss him off and you will end up with your eyes looking out the back of your head. Get's pissed off easily, so don't push him, anything will set him off, from looking at him wrong to messing with his friends to doing ANYTHING to hurt a girl. He will kick your ass.
Female: Somewhat tomboy-ish, will, like her male version, be able to outdrink most guys, and will laugh at any guy stupid enough to try cheesy chat-up lines or sleazy come-ons. she will also punch you in the face if you are a jackass . She has a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour that people mistake as being hurtful, and she can playu the guitar or bass. She will, almost certainly, own at least 2 pieces of black leather clothing, and her playlist will be hard rock and punk, with GNR, Metallica, Bad Religion and The Sex Pistols all in there. She is a tiger in the sack, and she does not do cuddling after. Like Joan Jett and Kim Gordon had a kid who got raised by Superman.
Male:
Girl: Hey, what was with Amys room last night, it sounded like it was getting smashed up?
Guy: Yeah, she went home with Alex
Girl: (understands) ohhhh...lucky!
Guy: (to Alex's friend) Hey, where the fuck you think you're going, asshole?
(Alex comes to help his friend, Guy's friends all move over too)
Guy: Back off, dipshit!
(Alex proceeds to destroy the others in seconds)
Female:
Guy: Hey baby, are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!
Alex: Hey, I got a question for you. What stinks of cheap cologne and screams like a little girl?
Guy: Huh?
Alex: Wrong. (Knees guy in crotch, where yes, he screams like a little girl)
(After sex)
Guy: (goes to cuddle)
Alex: Yeah, no. I gotta go. (Slides out of bed and gets dressed, leaving guy there)
Guy: Can I call you?
Alex: You got my number? (Guy shakes head) Then I'm guessing not. Bye. (Leaves)
Girl: Hey, what was with Amys room last night, it sounded like it was getting smashed up?
Guy: Yeah, she went home with Alex
Girl: (understands) ohhhh...lucky!
Guy: (to Alex's friend) Hey, where the fuck you think you're going, asshole?
(Alex comes to help his friend, Guy's friends all move over too)
Guy: Back off, dipshit!
(Alex proceeds to destroy the others in seconds)
Female:
Guy: Hey baby, are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!
Alex: Hey, I got a question for you. What stinks of cheap cologne and screams like a little girl?
Guy: Huh?
Alex: Wrong. (Knees guy in crotch, where yes, he screams like a little girl)
(After sex)
Guy: (goes to cuddle)
Alex: Yeah, no. I gotta go. (Slides out of bed and gets dressed, leaving guy there)
Guy: Can I call you?
Alex: You got my number? (Guy shakes head) Then I'm guessing not. Bye. (Leaves)
Alex by joejoewhojoemama November 10, 2011
Alex
The name of possibly the greatest person ever in existence. No one is immune to the great amazingness of anyone with the name Alex. Often mistaken for Jesus Christ, even though Alex is much, much greater than Jesus.
Alex by Doublecoolawesome October 1, 2011
Alex
The perfect boy, with beautiful eyes and a smile that never fails to make you smile. Stubborn sometimes, and can get pissed easily. A bit jealous, but always tries his best to make everyone around him happy. Always cheers up and he's an easy person to talk to. Understanding. the cutest person you'll ever meet.
Alex by TheLovelyOne(sweeee) April 13, 2014
Alex
A name for either a girl or a boy.
In a girl: Usually used as a nickname for "Alexandria" or "Alexandra". A girl with the name Alex is usally witty and sarcastic, but not always the smartest. They are not dumb, but they care about other aspects of life (i.e. Family, Friends, Religion) more than education.
In a boy: Usually used as a nickname for "Alexander". A boy with the name Alex is typically also witty and sarcastic, but very intelligent as well. They usually care about education very much, but are also very caring of their friends and family, and would put their friends/family ahead of themselves anyday. Sometimes they even do things that could potentially hurt themselves just to help someone else out.
In a girl: Usually used as a nickname for "Alexandria" or "Alexandra". A girl with the name Alex is usally witty and sarcastic, but not always the smartest. They are not dumb, but they care about other aspects of life (i.e. Family, Friends, Religion) more than education.
In a boy: Usually used as a nickname for "Alexander". A boy with the name Alex is typically also witty and sarcastic, but very intelligent as well. They usually care about education very much, but are also very caring of their friends and family, and would put their friends/family ahead of themselves anyday. Sometimes they even do things that could potentially hurt themselves just to help someone else out.
In a girl: Alex is so funny and sarcastic, which is weird because she only has a C+ in her writing class!
In a boy: Alex is so intelligent and witty, I think I may very well be falling in love with him.
In a boy: Alex is so intelligent and witty, I think I may very well be falling in love with him.
Alex by UrbanUser1234 August 17, 2011