1 definition by joejoewhojoemama
can be a male or female name, the short form of Alexander or alexandra.
Male: Crazy hot and a freaking sex god, this guy can have you begging using just his tongue. Sex with this guy will leave any room trashed and your bed being destroyed He can outdrink and outperform anyone and anything on the face of this planet and most others. If you're a friend of his, he is insanely loyal, and will take a bullet for you. On the other hand, piss him off and you will end up with your eyes looking out the back of your head. Get's pissed off easily, so don't push him, anything will set him off, from looking at him wrong to messing with his friends to doing ANYTHING to hurt a girl. He will kick your ass.
Female: Somewhat tomboy-ish, will, like her male version, be able to outdrink most guys, and will laugh at any guy stupid enough to try cheesy chat-up lines or sleazy come-ons. she will also punch you in the face if you are a jackass . She has a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour that people mistake as being hurtful, and she can playu the guitar or bass. She will, almost certainly, own at least 2 pieces of black leather clothing, and her playlist will be hard rock and punk, with GNR, Metallica, Bad Religion and The Sex Pistols all in there. She is a tiger in the sack, and she does not do cuddling after. Like Joan Jett and Kim Gordon had a kid who got raised by Superman.
Male: Crazy hot and a freaking sex god, this guy can have you begging using just his tongue. Sex with this guy will leave any room trashed and your bed being destroyed He can outdrink and outperform anyone and anything on the face of this planet and most others. If you're a friend of his, he is insanely loyal, and will take a bullet for you. On the other hand, piss him off and you will end up with your eyes looking out the back of your head. Get's pissed off easily, so don't push him, anything will set him off, from looking at him wrong to messing with his friends to doing ANYTHING to hurt a girl. He will kick your ass.
Female: Somewhat tomboy-ish, will, like her male version, be able to outdrink most guys, and will laugh at any guy stupid enough to try cheesy chat-up lines or sleazy come-ons. she will also punch you in the face if you are a jackass . She has a bitter and sarcastic sense of humour that people mistake as being hurtful, and she can playu the guitar or bass. She will, almost certainly, own at least 2 pieces of black leather clothing, and her playlist will be hard rock and punk, with GNR, Metallica, Bad Religion and The Sex Pistols all in there. She is a tiger in the sack, and she does not do cuddling after. Like Joan Jett and Kim Gordon had a kid who got raised by Superman.
Male:
Girl: Hey, what was with Amys room last night, it sounded like it was getting smashed up?
Guy: Yeah, she went home with Alex
Girl: (understands) ohhhh...lucky!
Guy: (to Alex's friend) Hey, where the fuck you think you're going, asshole?
(Alex comes to help his friend, Guy's friends all move over too)
Guy: Back off, dipshit!
(Alex proceeds to destroy the others in seconds)
Female:
Guy: Hey baby, are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!
Alex: Hey, I got a question for you. What stinks of cheap cologne and screams like a little girl?
Guy: Huh?
Alex: Wrong. (Knees guy in crotch, where yes, he screams like a little girl)
(After sex)
Guy: (goes to cuddle)
Alex: Yeah, no. I gotta go. (Slides out of bed and gets dressed, leaving guy there)
Guy: Can I call you?
Alex: You got my number? (Guy shakes head) Then I'm guessing not. Bye. (Leaves)
Girl: Hey, what was with Amys room last night, it sounded like it was getting smashed up?
Guy: Yeah, she went home with Alex
Girl: (understands) ohhhh...lucky!
Guy: (to Alex's friend) Hey, where the fuck you think you're going, asshole?
(Alex comes to help his friend, Guy's friends all move over too)
Guy: Back off, dipshit!
(Alex proceeds to destroy the others in seconds)
Female:
Guy: Hey baby, are you Jamaican? Cos Jamaican me crazy!
Alex: Hey, I got a question for you. What stinks of cheap cologne and screams like a little girl?
Guy: Huh?
Alex: Wrong. (Knees guy in crotch, where yes, he screams like a little girl)
(After sex)
Guy: (goes to cuddle)
Alex: Yeah, no. I gotta go. (Slides out of bed and gets dressed, leaving guy there)
Guy: Can I call you?
Alex: You got my number? (Guy shakes head) Then I'm guessing not. Bye. (Leaves)
by joejoewhojoemama November 10, 2011