antitasking

v. 1. Recuperating or resting. 2. To defer or cancel tasks in order to preserve mind and body. 3. To rebel against work and obligations. The opposite of multitasking.

I have my glass of wine and I'm heading to my easy chair, don't disturb me while I am antitasking.

by Time User January 16, 2009

Asintits

Asintits is a VARY rare disease that affects yo ballz (only men) you ballz slowly turn into tits over time and it goes into you ash hole. Symptoms may include: aids, hemroids , periodts and p.w. But don't worry it only happens if you say 'bobs' while pooping in da toilette. Be cautious because you have been warned. STAY SAFE KIDS....(P.S the only way to cure asintits is to mak out with another man kekeke stay safe boys.)

Cool guy:hey dude have you ever heard of Asintits?
Other guy: Nah, what is it?
Cool guy: it's when you gotz aids and stuff.
Other guy: omg I... think i gotz aids...
Cool guy: Lez kissy

Other guy: ok
*maks out*
the end :D

by lighmaballaz071pp April 7, 2022

antitext

A person who vehemently rejects SMS messaging and refuses to utilize it.

"I'm not an antitext, I just don't want to have a high phone bill"

by Y2K Twentysomething September 27, 2008

aintivirus

n. pronounced: ain't-a-virus. "Not a virus, especially when describing a computer problem."

Nah, that aintivirus. You just broke the darn thing.

by pe5t1lence March 29, 2013

antitalk

Equivalent to 'not talking'
'Avoiding talk to'
' non engaged in talking/conversation'

Boy why you acting antitalk!? Is it because Im pregnant..?

by Bigmoneeymab May 21, 2016

aintillectual

Someone who doesn't want to think, is apathetic about facts and reason, will only accept theories or evidence that matches his/her own biases and prejudices, and pursues base entertainment rather than learning what is happening in the world around them.

"Dude, how did HE get the primary nomination? He's a raging, hate-filled dumbass!"

"What do you expect? He swung the aintillectual vote."

by ComicTragedy June 30, 2016

antitiser-friendly

An adjective describing a Youtube video that breaks enough advertiser-friendly guidelines to be considered not advertiser-friendly by the people watching the video, but not by the robot who determines whether the video is advertiser-friendly or not.

Boobs, violence, and swearing- and I still have to watch midroll ads.
God, this guy is a master at being antitiser-friendly.

by Temmie Attano October 19, 2017