*Purposely team kill in call of duty* Player 1:Im getting you back for that! Player 2:Sorry that was an accident (Really an assident)
by Chissie May 12, 2010
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Get the two aside mug.When you make a gun with both your hands and insert your forefingers in your woman's vagina and thumbs in her ass.
by Clintonamous August 11, 2016
Get the Butch Assidy mug.That thing Jim Gaffigan does when he speaks his innermost thoughts after telling a story during his stand-up shows. Some of his best lines are:
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
"He's a dick to his own baby!"
"What if Orville Redenbacher was in the audience?"
The world could be more interesting is everyone did this!
Boss: Would you be able to get this report ready for the big meeting tomorrow morning? Can you get it to me by the end of the day?
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
Me: Absolutely! (Gaffigan Aside: Or maybe not. It may be ready by the middle of the meeting in the morning.)
by Outlaw.edu March 27, 2010
Get the Gaffigan Aside mug.A voracious pussy-licker can sometimes make a butt-related accident, hence, assident:
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
When you're eating a fantastic snizz and your tongue slips in her asshole. Perhaps the word is better used when it's a dirty asshole.
As soon as said accident is made, it's good to play up the situation by using baby-talk:
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
Man, to woman, making cute-sy frowny face: "Baby made an assident".
by Davey C. January 5, 2008
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The word "accident" spelt by a 5 year old, or by a 15 year old that cant spell (mentally challenged). So obviously the person who spells the words accident as assidient is an assidient, correction accident.
The word "accident" spelt by a 5 year old, or by a 15 year old that cant spell (mentally challenged). So obviously the person who spells the words accident as assidient is an assidient, correction accident.
by Greatadrian April 4, 2011
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