by SquirrelPower January 8, 2009
Get the Erection Affection mug.An event held by a woman who practices cuckoldry. This event is generally composed of a cuckold affirmation ceremony which has vows and rings or jewelry exchange. Typically there is some type of after-party and then a "Cuckymoon"
Betty has been cuckolding her husband Ken for several years. She loves her husband but find him to be sexually inadequate or boring. Betty has a boyfriend Tom and decides that she wants to make her status as a cuckoldress "official".
Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.
On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
Betty decides she wants to hold her own cuckold affirmation. She and her husband plan out the event, invite some of their friends who know about their special marriage.
On the special day they hold a ceremony in their home. At the cermeony Betty asserts her rights as a cuckolding or hot-wife. During the vows Betty affirms her sexual rights and freedoms while Ken pledges his support for his wife's sexual freedom while he must remain faithful to her. Betty's boyfriend Tom promises to provide Betty with the sexual pleasure and satisfation that her cuckold husband cannot.
There is then a party afterward. That evening Betty and Tom go on their Cuckymoon.
by pussy whipped husband - Steve May 26, 2007
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A substance that is a knock off of aspirin. Its side-effects include: wanting to move to Canadia , saying wat a lot, and the ability to kick-ass at RPG games. This is also know on the street as Aff, or sometimes even Ass.
by InoIwolnBleabinHere February 8, 2009
Get the afferin mug.Affelina is an indian who spends most of his time hunting wild buffalos and complaining to his peers. Not a day goes by without this wild indian drinking exotic beverages.
Affelina only leaves home to hunt and to get something to drink, has a short temper and screams and whines alot.
Affelina only leaves home to hunt and to get something to drink, has a short temper and screams and whines alot.
A buffalo charged Affelina who slayed it with his spear, afterwards he whined about how tough the buffalo was.
by CareCat February 10, 2010
Get the Affelina mug.AffenTV ist ein Begriff der bei einer Weed Session entstanden ist. Ohne Grund wurde bekanntgegeben, dass einer der Teilnehmer nicht AffenTV sei. Vorher war der Begriff niemals gefallen, geschweige denn jemandem bekannt. Seitdem ist das Mysterium um AffenTV ungeklärt und noch heute versucht seine Sekte ihn zu finden.
by nat1ve October 17, 2020
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A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
A bowel movement or shit that is so fulfilling and so complete that you have an overwhelming desire to find a scale because you know you dropped a pound or two.
The taking of a shit that brings an overwhelming sense of joy or peace.
When your colon gives an extra 20%
AM. Whats up BP. You goode?
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
BP. I am now, my lady issues just cleared with a life affirming shit, bring awn the skinny jeans!!
BP. How was the work out?
AM. Goode a little strange, in the middle of it i had to take a life affirming shit. Made the final weigh in look really goode.
AM. BP you can get that sense of peace and joy, if while taking a dump, you just rock up in your tippy toes. A normal dump will be come a life affirming shit, that little tilt gives you that extra 20%.
by Frank Darkholer Spankadocious May 22, 2016
Get the Life Affirming Shit mug.When you have your AirPods in Jaming to some Lil Dicky, and the Subway employee gets mad and throws your 12in at you.
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