accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

Accidental Twerking

Dancing wildly and/or uncontrollably, resulting in a booty shake that looks like a poor attempt to twerk.

Damn, Ashley was so drunk, she was accidental twerking!

by Neesied69 February 15, 2015

accidental creation

1.realizing a concept and putting it into form.

2.also used for accidently created life form

example 1."my accidental creation turned out to be a smash hit"

example 2."seanie's mom and dad didnt mean to conceive him, it was done out of pity sex and his mommy trapping his daddy to stay out of his own miserable will"

by Dont have a name March 09, 2008

accidental handjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."

by kethavele June 04, 2017

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai January 08, 2016

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 18, 2013

Accidental Porn

When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.

Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.

Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.

by LittleBroPeep December 13, 2010