accidental nonce

Someone who ends up in trouble for a specific crime, completely unaware of their actions.

Blimey Guvnor, I didn't realise. I'm not a proper nonce, just an accidental nonce.

by Duwduw January 7, 2019

accidental handjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a handjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to cuddle with him, but it turned into an accidental handjob."

by kethavele June 3, 2017

accidental orgy

When a group of people that are usually friends hang out and things get a little too sexual

Me and my friends were hanging out and it turned into an accidental orgy

by Igggjjhtyhv November 27, 2017

accidental facial

When you accidentally ejaculate on your face while masturbating. Usually this occurs when you are lying on your back and you forget which way your penis is pointing.

I gave myself an accidental facial this morning - it was an unpleasant surprise.

by cman23 October 11, 2020

accidental wookie

Expecting to find someone clean shaven when going down on them but finding a jungle instead.

I had an accidental wookie experience last night.

by sintralkai April 19, 2016

accidental jedi

Someone who routinely does things that would be awesome if intentional.

Dude dropped a lighter off the overpass and landed it right in the window of a passing car. Total accidental jedi style.

by dr. jones PH Dizzle September 17, 2013

Accidental Porn

When a person makes a seemingly innocent search on google images and somehow all the results are obscene images.

Dude 1:Dude, I searched Christmas on google to get some decoration ideas and all I got was a bunch of Santa porn.

Dude 2: Sounds like you found some good ol' Accidental Porn.

by LittleBroPeep December 14, 2010