T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.

the proper way to pronounce this is TAM-FUMO-ABUH-S
this is worst insult you can do to a woman of above average weight. it stands for the absolute most fucking ugly mother of a blue back whale slut. this emphasis' the point of them being ugly, fat, slutty, and overall just undesirable...should only be used if a fat woman burns you and you have nothing else in mind to say.

Man: holy shit your fat i wouldnt touch you with a ten foot pole with a condom on the end!
Friend: oh snap!
Fat woman: that aint what you said last night.
Friend: omg nasty...
Man: ugh gross you are T.A.M.F.U.M.O.A.B.B.W.S.
Fat woman: *shock* *Silence* *cry*

by iseeuglypeople32 December 31, 2008

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L.I.L.A.B.O.C.

Stands for: "Life Is Like A Box Of Chocolates"

Introduced by ME in the early 2005 when I was going through a phase of everything I do is wrong or turns out wrong

In a conversation when someone is having a bad day: "you know what they say Bob....L.I.L.A.B.O.C."

by Master of Puppets 2005 October 11, 2005

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b.o.b.-a-thon

b.o.b.-a-thon: when a girl comes home from a hard day and takes a nice long bath, then proceeds to have a marathon session with her favorite vibrator. Includes multiple orgasms over a 2-3 hour period.

Sunshine: So what'd you do last night, Katie?
Katie: I had a b.o.b.-a-thon, and I feel so much better today! I was at it for like three hours! Six orgasms and no stress today baby!

by KatieZ1983 October 25, 2008

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A gob (G.O.B)

Otherwise known as a Gang Of Booty.

J-Lo has a gob.

In Conversation: "Damn girl, you've got a whole gang of booty (the extended version is also acceptable). You gonna let me split those lips?

by Truth>Knowledge July 23, 2005

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