by puddzandcuddz September 06, 2010
Stevie : Dude Vlad's mum is like a bowling ball!
Gordon : how come?
Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.
Gordon : how come?
Stevie : she gets picked up, fingered and thrown down the alley.
by Weeboss April 27, 2010
A Vlad petrariu has aids, if you ever see a Vlad petrariu do not make eye contact, don’t even speak to him, each human contact you have with this "thing " you will lose 50 brain cells, you may also get cancer,
Girl 1: Oh shit I see Vlad Petrariu, Ugh I just loses 50 brain Cells
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!
Girl 2: oh no! Tell me when he is gone!!
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by Vlad hater #1000000 March 13, 2005
by martinelcurdefier July 15, 2022
Two mudcakes (or chocolate cakes) on top of each other with a chocolate frosting of your choice in between and strawberries on top.
by Andi Axring March 22, 2016
Ben covered his dick with his jacket almost immediately when his roommate came into his room while he was jacking off, He had a proper vlad sticking up underneath the jacket, hard and swelling, ready to burst.
by lolabunz4 February 09, 2021