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Albuquerque, New Mexico

Dust and rocks. Thats it. Thats all there is.
Bob: hey, do you have any winter break plans?
Joe: yeah im going to Albuquerque, New Mexico
Bob: isnt it super dry and dusty?
Joe: yeah...
by mycactusisblooming December 27, 2018
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New Mexico Burrito

A sexual act involving 2 men, 1 circumcised, 1 uncircumcised.
The uncircumcised man covers the head of the circumcised man's penis tip to create something that looks like a burrito. They may wrap their penises in a tortilla to create an actual burrito.
Randy and Raphael pulled a New Mexico Burrito yesterday
by BronxZooNigga123 August 12, 2018
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New Mexico

the place you wanna go if you want to experience the closest thing you could get to actual hell.
"Man, I feel really sorry for the people who live in New Mexico"

"Todd, I thought I told you not to bring up that fuckhole. Ever. You're going to the timeout corner."

"Awwwwe.."
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New Mexico Pickle

A cucumber covered in residual methamphetamine, soaked in vinegar, spit on by a Mormon, and used for purposes of sexual gratification.
Bertha has a yeast infection from riding her New Mexico Pickle last night.
by Ticklish Geoff June 27, 2021
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New Mexico Rimmer

When you use tajin while giving a rim job.
Hey did you know that they give New Mexico Rimmers here?
by *_*suck_my_cack*_* August 28, 2021
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New Mexico green chile

The act of your partner drinking yellow Gatorade earlier that day then proceeding to poop on your chest the poop has a slight green tint resulting in the "New Mexico Green Chile"
(1)Hey man have you drank any Gatorade today?
(2)Yeah, had one this morning want a "New Mexico Green Chile?"
(1)Yeah!
by Lit Loc November 3, 2021
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