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Happiness is A Warm gun

A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
just like the song states: happiness is a warm gun
by MintyLeila July 27, 2005
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Screw me sideways with a nail gun

An exaggeration stemming from the term 'Fuck me sideways...' and adding the verbal irony of the words 'screw' and 'nail' as references to sex. Used as an exclamation in response of surprise, anger, etc.
"You what?! Well screw me sideways with a nail gun..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun... I got another ticket..."

"Screw me sideways with a nail gun! That freaking hurt!"
by Korana Constantine December 9, 2008
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A FUCKING GUN

that thing that the quiet kid always has in his backpack and goes PEW PEW and then someone DIES
Teacher: "Hey quiet kid, do you have your homework?"
Quiet kid: "No but i have this!" *Pulls out firearm*
Student: " IS THAT A FUCKING GUN-"
*PEW PEW*
*student died*
by Snowflake12 May 16, 2023
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A Black Gun

definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does theyre work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire theyre shot

definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does theyre work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire theyre shot and stay as they are for aslong as they live
definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does theyre work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire theyre shot

example:
person 1:Jim your such a Black Gun, why are you even here
Jim:Whatever you say
by Blaze the dragon June 22, 2024
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A Black Gun

definition of someone who is a "Black Gun"

a black gun is a person who just exists, follows orders, no thoughts no ambitions, just an organism that is alive but not living, aka someone who doesn't have major interest or hobbies, but does they're work and job, not many people can stay being black guns in life, but those who do never fire they're shot and they'll never realise they're potential and just exist until they die
example:
person 1:Jim your such a Black Gun, why are you even here
Jim:Whatever you say
by Blaze the dragon June 22, 2024
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Jamming A Nerf Gun

Another meaning for blue balls which is, during sex, you have the sensation,but nothing comes out
"I want you to ejaculate all over my face"
"I can't I jamming a Nerf gun
by MrSlick15 May 13, 2018
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Empty threat from a finger gun

When someone threatens you with an imaginary godly punishment.
1: god will send you to hell for your heathen ways.

2: that ain't nothing but empty threat from a finger gun. Get out here!
by Zombiewriter75 January 15, 2024
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