Daddy Zoink

A cool libtard who loves smoking weed and jerking his ween.

You are being such a Daddy Zoink right now, pass me the bong!

by Chabby Bert January 13, 2021

Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

by rpetersen May 30, 2019

planet zoink

the highest you could possibly be

“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”

by steezus christ August 23, 2018

zoink and pork

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

by zachizzo January 10, 2005

throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.

"Oh man, im gonna throw zoinks all over her face."

by DanksNuggz1 September 26, 2008

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 09, 2019

Zoinking

The act of removing the peanut butter from your jinkies but it does not work.

Shaggy, I removed all the peanut butter from my jinkies but it keeps on zoinking

by Blorgus Blart} January 24, 2017