Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

by rpetersen May 29, 2019

planet zoink

the highest you could possibly be

“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”

by steezus christ August 22, 2018

zoink and pork

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

by zachizzo January 10, 2005

throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.

"Oh man, im gonna throw zoinks all over her face."

by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

zoink

shaggy bro

zoinks!

by bazoinky June 4, 2019

Zoink

A person who pitches to Bowser

Nick was humiliated after losing the gauntlet from the walk-off homerun. He would forever be considered a Zoink by his friends.

by imjjt April 26, 2022