Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.

Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks

by rpetersen May 29, 2019

planet zoink

the highest you could possibly be

“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”

by steezus christ August 22, 2018

zoink and pork

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.

I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.

by zachizzo January 10, 2005

throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.

"Oh man, im gonna throw zoinks all over her face."

by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009

Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

by Dwigt July 9, 2019

Zoink Kid

A child/ adolescent who is a geek but also raised in the hood. Being forced to find independence because of hard circumstances and chose to be nerdy and weird. Also can be the black sheep of a dysfunctional family. Usually having a hard side to them they would prefer not to tap into but can if they’re life depends on it. Zoink kids can be seen as a loser but are often highly intelligent and chameleons. But all zoink kids come from hard upbringings

“Charlie looks like a gangster but he watches anime”

“Oh he’s a zoink Kid”

by Mahlleh February 28, 2024

Zoink

Zoink is a word said by are all known lord or shaggy if you must, if you hear shaggy (are great leader) say zoink. That means you have angered him and you must apollagize if you don’t he will punish you. The way you say sorry to shaggy is you must bow and say “zoink no more” 3x or else you will be punished.

Shaggy: ZOINK
Mike: oh no! We have angered him
mason: *bows* Zoink no more,Zoink no more, zoink no more

by Xx_Gamersniperlord_xX December 20, 2018