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Zoink disease

When someone’s fingers have a large bump on the joint they are considered a zoink. They like to attack people and spread there disease. The Zoink disease can be fatal.
Sarah- “WATCH OUT THERE IS A ZOINK BEHIND YOU!”
Riley - “FUCK, RUN”
*riley never made it out alive*
Zoink disease - fatal disease spread by the zoinks
by rpetersen May 29, 2019
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planet zoink

the highest you could possibly be
“dude, that last bong rip sent me to planet zoink.”
by steezus christ August 22, 2018
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zoink and pork

to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.
I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend.
by zachizzo January 10, 2005
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throw zoinks

to skeet or blow penis juices from the nut sack out through the penis.
by DanksNuggz1 January 13, 2009
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Zoink your noodle

To take someone's virginity.
"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."
by Dwigt July 9, 2019
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Zoinks!

Zoinks is a term that most white people use when they're afraid. Zoinks was made famous by Shaggy from the bestselling franchise Scooby Doo.
Dude #1: Imma surprise Dude #2
Dude #1: BOOO!
Dude #2: Zoinks!! You scared me!
by shy_kid_in_da_corner June 21, 2018
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Zoinked

"I am very zoinked after that bowl."

"Fellas, I don't know about you but I am quite zoinked."
by Big Doyer Peppers November 20, 2019
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