your nan

the ULTIMATE best comeback for any argument. you will automatically win a fight every time, no matter the situation.

Girl: "You were texting MORGAN last night >:("
Boy: ".. your nan"
Everybody else: ~absolutely mind blown~

by nouno0b November 19, 2020

your nan

if you pull this card you win any argument

Other Person: You suck

You : Your nan sucks

Argument won.

by YungNicknameNigga January 21, 2019

Your Nan

Someone that is deceased and is brought up for comedic effect.

S-Dog: "Your Nan is dead haha"
R-Dog: "lol"

by SlipperySandison October 03, 2017

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

by heartzforpoppy September 26, 2022

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 26, 2024

your nan sells Avon

when your nan sells avon

when your nan sells avon

by that edp445 man May 27, 2022

bollocks to your nan

An extension of the contempt term "bollocks" to offend ones grandmother.

Oi Pat, bollocks to your nan, mate.

by jammyquindle May 08, 2016