your mom

Female parent, duh. Doesn't anybody know that.

Your mom is so nice.

by Golferbc October 31, 2017

your mom

The chick I fucked last night.

"I heard you scored some pussy! Who'd you do?"
"Your mom"

by The Tomb January 24, 2008

your mom

A great response that can be used in 99% of argumentative situations.

John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom

John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind

John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.

John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?

by The Blanester88 November 05, 2007

your mom

the best comeback ever.

"dude get the fuck off my playstation i wanna play with it now!"
"your mom wants to play with it!"

by alittlestreetgurl April 01, 2004

Your Mom

The last desperate resort to save what's left of your saggy public image, in an obviously lost verbal or written argument.

"Your a fat pig who likes to masterbate in his own sweat, i even caught you masterbating, you cant deny it anymore."
-"Yeah your mom."

by Anonymous April 20, 2003

Your Mom

Say this every time somebody asks you a question

Teacher: Timmy, did you do ur homework?
Timmy: No, I did your mom

Nerd getting pushed around: Stop guys, that hurts
Timmy: Thats what ur mom said last night

by Joel Bossy December 06, 2006

your mom

The best insult/response to anything.

Person a: *whispers* What are we doing?!? Person b: YOUR MOM!!!!
Class: OOOOHHHHH!!!!!

by willtheboss June 10, 2014