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you should see an ear doctor

Sarcastic reply to use when someone is being oblivious to something you just mentioned
Friend: So what're you doing this Saturday?
You: I'm spending the weekend at my girlfriend's house.
Friend: Cool, so you wanna come over? Like, on Saturday?
You: *You should see an ear doctor*. What the fuck do you think I just said???
by I hv no idea what I'm doing December 19, 2022
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me and you should date

Person a: yo me and you should date

person b: yo that's factual information
by ballseiwhfrhqeifph June 28, 2022
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you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.
Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020
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you two should kiss

What you say to a friend who has a girlfriend and they haven't kissed to make them feel awkward. Also to make fun of a friend who's interested in a girl and won't do anything.
Cody was meeting up with his girlfriend and his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Brian was invited to a party with a girl but he wouldn't do anything to her so his friends screamed you two should kiss.
Christian got depressed about his girlfriend leaving him and then tried to go after another but wouldn't do anything so is friends yelled you two should kiss.
by LEEDLE FUCKING LEE September 17, 2016
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you should know podcast

The best podcast you’ll ever listen to. Created by two best friends Peyton Hardin and Co-host Cam Kennedy
Bro have you listened to You Should Know podcast? They are the goats of podcasts!
by burning wreck August 7, 2023
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You should be on that.

It's what a married guy says to a single guy when he sees an attractive female but realizes he can't do anything because he's married. However, he would really like to live vicariously through his single friend when said single friend hooks up with said female. He would also like to hear about the sexual activities so he has something to envision when he's with his fat wife.
Married guy to single guy: I saw that neighbor of yours with the Beagle and she's looking good. You should be on that.
by kuch15 April 12, 2011
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A very popular and heavily memed quote from controversial influencer "LowTierGod", where he tells someone to commit suicide.
by ThunderTheFurry February 7, 2024
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