Arctic Woodchuck

When you are only attracted to white guys.

Damn that man is fine. I must have a rabid case of the Arctic Woodchuck.

by Sir.K September 11, 2015

Woodchuck

The post-op version of "beaver". When a man gets a sex change and has a vagina created from his penis.

Bob went to the doctor and got himself a nice WOODCHUCK made.

by the wino January 19, 2010

rabid woodchuck

When a guy uses too much teeth in a rabid manner

We were getting along really well before he headed south and went rabid woodchuck on me...

by shinytoaster1 July 7, 2017

Woodchuck

An animal that could chuck as much wood as it could if it could chuck wood. It is believed that it can chuck up to three times it’s body weight, but there is still no proof given whatsoever.

Guy 1: “Have you seen my pet woodchuck?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, he’s over there trying to chuck wood.”

by EbbieBoi December 14, 2019

A woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood

The answer I gave all the children in my elementary classes. Would you?

A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?

Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.

by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025